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punjabber

n. An ethnic slur against those from Hindustan.
Drive this cab faster you damn punjabber.

Look at all the curry this punjabber put on my chicken, it's completely ruined!
by The Penguin Incarnate October 13, 2003
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fucknaut

n. Derived from Greek meaning, "a fucking dickwad." Used in reference to cockjockies, asscrabs, bitches, and assbuckets, to name but a few.
That Johny is a fucknaut, he insulted my girlfriend then vomited in my car.
by The Penguin Incarnate October 15, 2003
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Led Zeppelin

n. The Greatest Band of All time also see Jesus and Ditka, also resposible for infulencing every major musician today (even the Bestie Boys and Eminem), often either ignored by todays youth or needless stirred up over anything involving Mr. Plant and the rest.
Led Zeppelin is the opposite of emo.

Led Zeppelin almost destroyed the entire universe in 1973 with the release of The House of Holies, it was just that awesome.
by The Penguin Incarnate October 20, 2003
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jalop

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.
After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.
by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003
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funkometer

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.
When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.
by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003
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powerwhore

n. An incomprehensibly skanky night walker, is to a hooker what a superhero is to a human (but with more VD's).
Linda is a powerwhore, she blew ten guys. At once.

Guy: You're a powerwhore.
Dude: What's your reasoning behind that?
Guy: POWERWHORE!!!
by The Penguin Incarnate October 27, 2003
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Ditka

A powerful sojourner of the Multiverse whpose power and coaching ability is unmatched
In 1985 Ditka both destroyed a planet full of the Zerg and won the Super Bowl 290-22.
by The Penguin Incarnate September 20, 2003
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