Poag

A Spanich America mother fucker, who thinks a bad bush is between a Mama-san's legs.

Shut the fuck up Salazar, you fucking poag!

by The Penguin Incarnate June 08, 2003

Hausedorfer

n. To deficate on someone, particualarly a female, see also Cleaveland Steamer.

Charleece really didn't like it when Steven did a Hausedorfer on her chest.

by The Penguin Incarnate June 08, 2003

cosmixmaster

Apostle of Ditka

Cosmixmaster killed a couple of Saints fans for their sins agaisnt God and man.

by The Penguin Incarnate July 25, 2003

jalop

v. To cock slap someone, typically in the face, also see jallop.

After beating Joe in Warcraft III, Tommy jaloped him right in the face.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 26, 2003

fucknaut

n. Derived from Greek meaning, "a fucking dickwad." Used in reference to cockjockies, asscrabs, bitches, and assbuckets, to name but a few.

That Johny is a fucknaut, he insulted my girlfriend then vomited in my car.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 15, 2003

punjabber

n. An ethnic slur against those from Hindustan.

Drive this cab faster you damn punjabber.

Look at all the curry this punjabber put on my chicken, it's completely ruined!

by The Penguin Incarnate October 14, 2003

funkometer

n. The Scientific Measurement for levels of Funk. 10 Kravitz= 1 Hendrix, 25 Hendrix= 1 Hayes, 50 Hayes= 1 Fonzie. Examples: the 1970's rate 3 Fonzies, 16 Hayes on the Scale, where as Joseph Lieberman is -10,000 Fonzies.

When Stu went to the rollerdisco he used his the funkometer to rate the funkiness of the rollerdisco.

by The Penguin Incarnate October 27, 2003