the other theo's definitions

precum

Precum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled pre-cum.

Sometimes when I masturbate I precum so much that I don't need any other lube.

by the other theo June 28, 2004

backbeat

1. A type of music that puts emphasis on beats 2 and 4.
2. A rhythmic quality in music where a beat either is slightly late or gives the illusion of being slightly late.
3. A personal trait of being late.

1. James Brown's music was groundbreaking in putting emphasis on the first beat; he called such music "the one."
2. Lay that snare drum down in a more relaxed manner, more backbeat.
3. Ricky is always late to rehearsal, he's so backbeat.

by the other theo February 8, 2005

rinky dink

Small, of little worth, something that has had little time, money and energy invested into it.

That new recording studio is a real rinky dink operation.

by the other theo June 28, 2004

groove

1. An adjective describing a rhythmic quality of music that is emotionally communicative and soulful; used for music moving at a steady beat.
2. A verb meaning to smoothly interact, maintain or improve relations with business associates, a person, or a situation.

1. The groove in this song just isn't right yet.
2. Yeah, I need to groove that guitar player, get him in on another recording session soon.

by the other theo June 30, 2004

auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.

Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.

by the other theo June 27, 2004

chubby chaser

A person of any sexuality who is attracted to another person who is overweight. Similar to chunky monkey.

Tom is a chubby chaser, he only really wants heavy women. Andy, also a chubby chaser, is only into overweight guys. His sister shares these desires, so they love to go checking out guys together.

by the other theo June 28, 2004

queef

1. The sound made when air exits the vagina forcibly enough to be audible.
2. A very brief sound of unknown origin emitted by a sound system, a cell phone, computer speakers, or some other source of artificial sound.

1. Her vagina let go a little queef after intercourse.
2. My cell phone just queefed--what were you saying?

by the other theo June 30, 2004