the moody booze's definitions

spandle

those bizarre exercise outfits women sometimes wear that feature a thong over spandex pants.

Monica's spandle really started to chaffe after an hour on the eliptical.

by the moody booze August 5, 2008

bibbel

A children's Bible. These are books containing simplified, plain-english bible stories with lots of pictures and very little of the smiting and nastiness contained in the actual Bible.

Aw lookit, there's lil Darcy readin' from his bibbel and prayin' to Jesus.

by the moody booze August 4, 2008

plantacate

to attempt to repair relationship damage and calm an angry girlfriend or spouse with flowers. Idiotic and cliche yet mysteriously effective.

After Trissa found another pair of panties under Mike's bed, he sent her a dozen roses to plantacate her.

by the moody booze August 4, 2008

zalt

to attack with surprise, cuteness, and poor grammar. Like assault, can be used in both noun and verb forms.

LOL u cans not turn back mah zalt

by the moody booze August 5, 2008

bancakes

The act, condition, or concept of being banned from an internet forum, rendered in the abstract. Often served with melted butter and maple syrup.

PikaJew_911 posted a porn image to the chat board, so the admin immediately served up a stack of bancakes.

by the moody booze June 23, 2008

261

Rape. Corresponds to the police code for same. As 187 is to murder, 261 is to rape.

Richie is one sick motherfucker. He's down with the 261, and then he'll kill you just for good measure.

by the moody booze March 19, 2008

vuel

A theoretical commodity representing woman's sexual energy level, and in turn her capacity and willingness to engage in sexual activity, at any given time.

Reed was all over me last night, but eventually I just ran out of vuel.

by the moody booze August 4, 2008