Definitions by the modhatter
Green Tea Party
Backed by Russia, the Tea Party rose to prominence in 2008.
By December 2015, Russia had also secured the services of professional unserious candidate of the Green Party, Jill Stein.
While she claims to be representing an "environmental" Party, her record has supported Petroleum Putin as much as her MAGA Red Russian Tea Party cohorts'. Recently, these "environmentalists" couldn't even bring themselves to sanction Russian fossil fuels after Russia attacked Ukraine, and even threatened the world with a new nuclear catastrophe!
By December 2015, Russia had also secured the services of professional unserious candidate of the Green Party, Jill Stein.
While she claims to be representing an "environmental" Party, her record has supported Petroleum Putin as much as her MAGA Red Russian Tea Party cohorts'. Recently, these "environmentalists" couldn't even bring themselves to sanction Russian fossil fuels after Russia attacked Ukraine, and even threatened the world with a new nuclear catastrophe!
"Does that politician ACTUALLY care about the environment?"
"Naw, strictly Green Tea Party, helping the GOP keep Democrats from passing any laws to combat Global Climate Change."
"Naw, strictly Green Tea Party, helping the GOP keep Democrats from passing any laws to combat Global Climate Change."
Green Tea Party by the modhatter May 24, 2022
KHive
Used correctly, KHive is a term used for high-information voters who have seen the value of the work being done my Vice President Kamala Harris. She has a long record of stepping into offices traditionally held by conservative white males, and applying socially-progressive theories, to prevent crime, and to prosecute criminals that conservatives tend to ignore, from rapists to big banks. As California Attorney General, she risked her job to affirm that Prop H8 is indefensible, paving the way for the Supreme Court to reaffirm that marriage is a fundamental right that cannot be denied to LGBTQ+ people. As a Senator, she was famous for making the patriarchal establishment nervous.
However, many people who do not recognize that they are PART of the patriarchal establishment hate the candidate who, despite being forced out of the Primary by the rich patriarchy, has become the Vice President. They misuse "KHive" as a slur, the way that their MAGA counterparts would call such supporters "Antifa." It has become dog whistle for "uppity black woman," even though millions of Vice President Harris' supporters are neither black nor women. Facts do not matter to them. If they make toxic, pro-Putin comments, they believe "only KHive could possibly take offense to this toxicity!"
However, many people who do not recognize that they are PART of the patriarchal establishment hate the candidate who, despite being forced out of the Primary by the rich patriarchy, has become the Vice President. They misuse "KHive" as a slur, the way that their MAGA counterparts would call such supporters "Antifa." It has become dog whistle for "uppity black woman," even though millions of Vice President Harris' supporters are neither black nor women. Facts do not matter to them. If they make toxic, pro-Putin comments, they believe "only KHive could possibly take offense to this toxicity!"
Tea Party: "Democrats are scrambling to find a replacement for President Biden in 2024."
Constitution: If for some reason President Biden needs to be replaced, he will be succeeded by the Vice President.
Tea Roses: "OMFG, you must be KHive."
Constitution: If for some reason President Biden needs to be replaced, he will be succeeded by the Vice President.
Tea Roses: "OMFG, you must be KHive."
KHive by the modhatter May 24, 2022
DBFH
Today, as Ukraine is still suffering during Putin's #WarOfAggression, Elizabeth Warren continued to not care, opting instead to raise funds FOR HERSELF, with the hashtag #DBFH. Sources close to the bloody & teeth gingivitis Senator confirm, the letters stand for Dumb Berniecrat From Hell.
"Berniecrats KNOW that Putin is a dictator who rigs elections, right? So how can an ILLEGITIMATE DICTATOR have "legitimate" security concerns???"
"Don't expect logic from DBFH."
"Don't expect logic from DBFH."
DBFH by the modhatter March 7, 2022
Xian
Sometimes, people claim to be Christian, and then spout only Old Testament theories without ever quoting a single thing actually attributed to Christ, and further, they refer to anyone who DOES quote the teachings attributed to Christ as "cherry-picking." They love "the Cross," but remove Christ from Christianity -- hence "Xian." A follower of Christ loves all neighbors -- an Xian will yell and scream at their neighbors for not saying Merry Xmas.
"Isn't it weird how they always want to put the Ten Commandments on public property, but never the Sermon On The Mount?"
"It's not that weird, once you've dealt with enough Xians."
"It's not that weird, once you've dealt with enough Xians."
Xian by the modhatter February 17, 2022
BroHive
When a White Heterosexual Affluent Male, or WHAM, feels threatened by non-WHAM, particularly in politics or pop culture, he will make obnoxious ad hominem attacks. But because the WHAM typically does not possess much intellect OR self-confidence, he'll enlist the help of other online bullies to swarm his victim: hence, BroHive.
Despite connotations, a responding member of BroHive needn't identify as male -- maintaining Patriarchy has often attracted females like Phyllis Schlaffly, that Jameela Jamil calls "Double Agents."
Similarly, while many associate "Bros" with Bernie Sanders, "BernieBros" is to "Bros" as "Square" is to "Rectangle." Often, BroHive will activate any time you mention, for instance, the Second Amendment. There is seldom an attempt to make any serious point; the swarm will merely make ridiculous Strawman Fallacies.
The point of BroHive is not to change hearts or minds, merely to harass people into silence. They will even do this to people who are ACTIVELY working on the causes that BroHive profiles CLAIM to support, if the victim doesn't support the cause EXACTLY the way the BroHive want. Furthermore, when victims of BroHive defend themselves, the root narcissism of BroHive will make them believe that they, the perpetrators, are actually the victims, at which point they feel justified in doxxing their victims, photoshopping their victims into offensive and often violent memes, etc.
Despite connotations, a responding member of BroHive needn't identify as male -- maintaining Patriarchy has often attracted females like Phyllis Schlaffly, that Jameela Jamil calls "Double Agents."
Similarly, while many associate "Bros" with Bernie Sanders, "BernieBros" is to "Bros" as "Square" is to "Rectangle." Often, BroHive will activate any time you mention, for instance, the Second Amendment. There is seldom an attempt to make any serious point; the swarm will merely make ridiculous Strawman Fallacies.
The point of BroHive is not to change hearts or minds, merely to harass people into silence. They will even do this to people who are ACTIVELY working on the causes that BroHive profiles CLAIM to support, if the victim doesn't support the cause EXACTLY the way the BroHive want. Furthermore, when victims of BroHive defend themselves, the root narcissism of BroHive will make them believe that they, the perpetrators, are actually the victims, at which point they feel justified in doxxing their victims, photoshopping their victims into offensive and often violent memes, etc.
"All I did was point out that Susan Sarandon, a wealthy and privileged white woman, was making some incredibly offensive statements about the Working Class taking a day off before resuming the fight against the GOP, and the BroHive swarmed on me like a field of statice."
BroHive by the modhatter January 24, 2022
INFJhive
Myers-Briggs Personality Types are known for a number of traits. INFJ is short for Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Judging. An alternative description of this type is Advocate.
"Advocates are the rarest personality types of all. Still, Advocates leave their mark on the world. They have a deep sense of idealism and integrity, but they aren’t idle dreamers – they take concrete steps to realize their goals and make a lasting impact."
Because of the Advocate's Intuition and Introversion, INFJs are not known for "tweeting for clicks," but rather, speaking out for facts that are getting drowned out in the corporate media landscape. But the solipsism of other personality types causes them to project their own pathologies onto INFJ activists. INFJs do not swarm for the sake of swarming -- many have WILDLY different opinions on politics and politicians -- but when INFJs run across major news stories and air discrepancies or outright lies, we are accused of acting on behalf of some politician or other, but in reality, the one common denominator IS our steadfast defense of facts: hence, "INFJhive."
"Advocates are the rarest personality types of all. Still, Advocates leave their mark on the world. They have a deep sense of idealism and integrity, but they aren’t idle dreamers – they take concrete steps to realize their goals and make a lasting impact."
Because of the Advocate's Intuition and Introversion, INFJs are not known for "tweeting for clicks," but rather, speaking out for facts that are getting drowned out in the corporate media landscape. But the solipsism of other personality types causes them to project their own pathologies onto INFJ activists. INFJs do not swarm for the sake of swarming -- many have WILDLY different opinions on politics and politicians -- but when INFJs run across major news stories and air discrepancies or outright lies, we are accused of acting on behalf of some politician or other, but in reality, the one common denominator IS our steadfast defense of facts: hence, "INFJhive."
INFJhive by the modhatter January 20, 2022
KHive
In the age of social media falling down on the job and refusing to moderate #FakeNews and #AlternativeFacts, one group has consistently stood up to misinformation. Since the patriarchy's propaganda campaigns focus on females or people of color, someone who is both tends to receive the most slanders and libels.
For this reason, many of the #JoyfulWarriors who stand up for facts have been labeled #KHive -- to the extent that anyone who debunks false information is labeled as such, regardless of how they actually feel about AG/Senator/Vice President Kamala Harris.
For this reason, many of the #JoyfulWarriors who stand up for facts have been labeled #KHive -- to the extent that anyone who debunks false information is labeled as such, regardless of how they actually feel about AG/Senator/Vice President Kamala Harris.
"What? That Twitter user doesn't agree that 'Blood And Teeth' is a substantive plan to address the needs of the socioeconomically disadvantaged??? Must be KHive."
KHive by the modhatter December 31, 2021