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Torch MAGA

In 2014, Russia recruited Trump to run his MAGA ("Make America Great Again") more accurately "Make Russia Great Again," or MRGA. Now,MAGA has recruited Steve Schmidt of Sarah Palin "Game Change" infamy to run "Pass The Torch," encouraging President Biden to drop off the ballot, at a time when Primary voters do not want him to bow out, and the GOP will not allow Democrats to replace him. It suggests President Biden has cognitive issues, based on a debate at which Trump expressed his own cognitive disorders for the entire program. Under the Constitution, if something did happen to President Biden, he would be replaced by Vice President Harris -- one of the main jobs OF the Vice Presidency. But, to the Patriarchy, she is a Triple Threat -- Female, Black, and South Asian. Pass The Torch is hoping to bypass VP Harris by nominating "Drop Out Dean" Phillips, the sore loser who ran in the primary, and couldn't even beat President Biden in New Hampshire, where he didn't appear because NH tried to subvert South Carolina's new role as First In The Nation, and voters wrote in President Biden in a landslide.

As part of Pass The Torch, big donors have successfully blackmailed a handful of all white, predominantly male Congressional Democrats. Hence, the white Pass The Torch movement reminds people of the "Unite The Right"/"Unite The White" Charlottesville tiki torch Klan rally. Hence, supporters of the Project 2025/Agenda 47/Pass The Torch are identified as Torch MAGA.
Marianne Williams: "Democrats needed to have a primary!"
14 Million Voters: "We DID, Torch MAGA. You lost."
by the modhatter July 20, 2024
mugGet the Torch MAGAmug.

Kremlin's Law

As Orwell Warned Us, Russian bots and trolls will attack anyone who points out the fact that Russian bots and trolls are Russian bots and trolls -- and, further, Russian bots and trolls will accuse the real people of being bots and trolls!

Included in Putin's "Active Measures."
"Did you see that guy STILL arguing that Russia Russia Russia had nothing to do with the theft of the 2016 election?"
"Even after everyone, from the GOP Senate to Trump itself, admitted that Russia began its interference campaign in 2014? Well, I guess Kremlin's Law won't be repealed before Putin is dead."
by the modhatter June 26, 2024
mugGet the Kremlin's Lawmug.

KHive

Noun

A term coined for people who support Vice President Harris, the "Kamala Hive" is a grass roots group who have done our research and found someone who did the work to replace conservative White Heterosexual Affluent Males in criminal justice and bring a progressive approach to crime PREVENTION over punishment, winning her a promotion to famously progressive California's Attorney General position. After putting her career on the line and refusing to defend the indefensible Prop H8, she was elected to the Senate, and then chosen as Biden's running mate, becoming a First in many categories, as she has in previous elections. Now, she is using her Constitutional role to break ties in the Senate, while promoting maternal health, and serving as an ambassador for the Biden Administration.

Of course, many hostile online users use "KHive" the same way other conservatives use "BLM" or "Antifa." Many of the people they label "KHive" are merely progressive voters who support pragmatic real-world solutions to the GOP Supreme Court, the 50 Republican Senators controlling Congress, and the de facto even split in the House between Democrats, and the GOP/Squad alliance who vote against things like removing lead from Michigan water, or seizing assets of Russian oligarchs being used to murder children and pregnant women in Ukraine.
"You mean, she doesn't support stealing tribal lands in 2022??? OMG, she must he KHive!!!"
by the modhatter June 27, 2022
mugGet the KHivemug.

Sealioning

Trolling, which trolls call "Trying to engage in a controversial yet civil debate and requesting evidence from someone who refuses to provide such evidence to back up their claims." In short, sealioning is a form of censorship, in which case the trolls aim to exhaust free speech -- and if people block the toxic trolls, said trolls will just open up new accounts in the hope of making people be silent.

Used to accurately describe trolls who "request evidence" of things that any SINCERE person could just Google themselves, if they SINCERELY wanted to know anything. But this is simply not their true intent. They have been trained to exhaust any actual civil debate by popping up like a loud sea lion to frustrate and annoy people into not talking about things which offend said sealions.

"Sealioning" as a term is used to point out trolls' dishonesty by putting the blame where it belongs, on the one troll who tries to shout down SINCERE conversations by calling their trolling "debate."
Troll A : Can you give me a link to a study or article that validates your claim ?
Person A : Do you really need a study that validates my statement that water is wet? This sealioning is appallingly pathetic.
Person B : I have touched water, and it is indeed wet.
Troll A : Prove it !
Every rational person: Why do you feel it necessary to spend so much of your life sealioning? All you're doing is proving that no amount of "evidence" can sway you.
by the modhatter June 3, 2023
mugGet the Sealioningmug.

Blue MAGA

Coined in 2016 to describe Bernie Sanders supporters who act just like Trump supporters, the term is derived from Trump's "Make America Great Again" MAGA, and from the Democrats' association with Blue on Election Night, lending itself to terms like "Blue States."

In true Blue MAGA fashion, Blue MAGAs made a nonsensical comparison between Democrats' nonviolent resistance and Trump's violent attacks on nonviolent dissenters, and called mainstream Democrats "Blue MAGA," a technique Orwell Warned Us about in "Nineteen Eighty-Four."
"To prove Berniecrats aren't anything like Trumpers, Blue MAGA is going to have thousands of bots vote down accurate definitions of 'Blue MAGA!' That'll show them!!!"
by the modhatter January 23, 2024
mugGet the Blue MAGAmug.

Blue MAGA

Noun.
Term for people who behave exactly like Trump supporters but who are instead aligned with Bernie Sanders and other Putinists. In 2016, Blue MAGA was used by Democrats to describe Berniecrats who frequently express their hatred of anti-fascist Democrats. Of course, Berniecrats have adopted Orwell's Newspeak to try to distance themselves from their own fascism -- even though Newspeak is inherently fascist.
I criticized yet another one of Bernie's votes where he sided with the Republicans, and Berniecrats have been flooding my DMs with death threats ever since. Thanks a lot Blue MAGA.
by the modhatter July 26, 2022
mugGet the Blue MAGAmug.

Green MAGA

An astroturf "movement" purportedly working for the bumper sticker "Green New Deal" but voting against things like clean water. Like original MAGA, they are not real Democrats, but paid by conservatives, often from outside the US, to divide the actual Water Protectors and other devoted environmentalists, instead teaming with FreeDumb Caucus members like MTG to protect Russian oil oligarchs.

Bernie Blue MAGA do not like being called Blue MAGA -- probably because Blue is for Democrats, and one of their other aliases confirmed that the former "Blue MAGA" are actually a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party voting union, so to help everyone understand that they are not Democrats, they can be called Green MAGA instead.
"What do you mean, there's a definition accusing Green MAGA of being trolls and bot farmed? Let's send 18,000 accounts to swarm this definition and give it a Thumbs Down to prove how authentic we are!"
by the modhatter June 27, 2025
mugGet the Green MAGAmug.

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