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In political science, the political spectrum shows Liberals on the Left, and Conservatives on the Right. But for a decade, Berniecrats have adopted Doublethink to simultaneously accuse Democrats of being Centrists, but also Liberals, used as a slur. To differentiate themselves, they have turned to calling themselves "Leftists," while openly rejecting positions of the Left like social justice and equality. All they have is the economic talking points. However:
1 Without social justice and equality, those economic points are just White Populism
2 Without realizing that the barrier to economic progress is the GOP, and committing to Vote Them All Out, they are not progress, they are just empty talking points
This "Leftism" is like the "Quarter Pounder," which is a misleading reference to the pre-cooked weight -- and since the quality of beef decreased, the resulting hamburger got smaller and smaller until the sandwich was virtually unrecognizable. Hence, "McLeftist."
1 Without social justice and equality, those economic points are just White Populism
2 Without realizing that the barrier to economic progress is the GOP, and committing to Vote Them All Out, they are not progress, they are just empty talking points
This "Leftism" is like the "Quarter Pounder," which is a misleading reference to the pre-cooked weight -- and since the quality of beef decreased, the resulting hamburger got smaller and smaller until the sandwich was virtually unrecognizable. Hence, "McLeftist."
"Do you think that Leftist knows that bullying people by calling them 'Liberals' is a self-own?"
"Naw. He's a McLeftist. He keeps calling everyone but Reagan and Thatcher 'neoliberals' too."
"Naw. He's a McLeftist. He keeps calling everyone but Reagan and Thatcher 'neoliberals' too."
by the modhatter July 3, 2025
Get the McLeftistmug. Sometimes, people claim to be Christian, and then spout only Old Testament theories without ever quoting a single thing actually attributed to Christ, and further, they refer to anyone who DOES quote the teachings attributed to Christ as "cherry-picking." They love "the Cross," but remove Christ from Christianity -- hence "Xian." A follower of Christ loves all neighbors -- an Xian will yell and scream at their neighbors for not saying Merry Xmas.
"Isn't it weird how they always want to put the Ten Commandments on public property, but never the Sermon On The Mount?"
"It's not that weird, once you've dealt with enough Xians."
"It's not that weird, once you've dealt with enough Xians."
by the modhatter February 17, 2022
Get the Xianmug. In the age of social media falling down on the job and refusing to moderate #FakeNews and #AlternativeFacts, one group has consistently stood up to misinformation. Since the patriarchy's propaganda campaigns focus on females or people of color, someone who is both tends to receive the most slanders and libels.
For this reason, many of the #JoyfulWarriors who stand up for facts have been labeled #KHive -- to the extent that anyone who debunks false information is labeled as such, regardless of how they actually feel about AG/Senator/Vice President Kamala Harris.
For this reason, many of the #JoyfulWarriors who stand up for facts have been labeled #KHive -- to the extent that anyone who debunks false information is labeled as such, regardless of how they actually feel about AG/Senator/Vice President Kamala Harris.
"What? That Twitter user doesn't agree that 'Blood And Teeth' is a substantive plan to address the needs of the socioeconomically disadvantaged??? Must be KHive."
by the modhatter December 31, 2021
Get the KHivemug. Noun.
Often denoted with a bee emoji or a the scales of justice and sometimes both, KHive is a group of Democrats who support a fellow Democrat who has stepped inside elected offices traditionally held by conservative white male Republicans and fought for social justice.
KHive has attracted many conservative enemies. Their favorite topics include their own victimhood in online arguments, doing the "work," and online drama that they have typically either involved themselves in or started outright. Often can be found engaging in the same sort of actions for which they have derided others including mobbing and harassing opponents, inwardly reflective conversation resulting in incredible bias, and a caustically toxic history of fractured leadership and infighting.
Other signs of KHive opposition include a red rose, an until-death defense of Reagan Republicans, and unflinching and unending anger at literally anything Vice President Kamala Harris does -- and also, unending anger at her when the press doesn't cover the good work she's doing.
The group has been recognized by Harris, as well as her husband, First Gentleman Douglas Emhoff, likely unaware of the toxicity of those opposed to KHive.
Often denoted with a bee emoji or a the scales of justice and sometimes both, KHive is a group of Democrats who support a fellow Democrat who has stepped inside elected offices traditionally held by conservative white male Republicans and fought for social justice.
KHive has attracted many conservative enemies. Their favorite topics include their own victimhood in online arguments, doing the "work," and online drama that they have typically either involved themselves in or started outright. Often can be found engaging in the same sort of actions for which they have derided others including mobbing and harassing opponents, inwardly reflective conversation resulting in incredible bias, and a caustically toxic history of fractured leadership and infighting.
Other signs of KHive opposition include a red rose, an until-death defense of Reagan Republicans, and unflinching and unending anger at literally anything Vice President Kamala Harris does -- and also, unending anger at her when the press doesn't cover the good work she's doing.
The group has been recognized by Harris, as well as her husband, First Gentleman Douglas Emhoff, likely unaware of the toxicity of those opposed to KHive.
"I swear I have no problem with women or people of color, but the women and people of color in KHive who expect me to be less toxic to women and people of color are annoying as hell."
"I don't know if it's worth it to share that toxic post -- KHive will debunk it, and facts are annoying to deal with."
"I don't know if it's worth it to share that toxic post -- KHive will debunk it, and facts are annoying to deal with."
by the modhatter November 12, 2021
Get the KHivemug. Make "Uncommitted" Great Again
The similarity to MAGA is intentional.
Democrats nominated a candidate against genocides, including the genocide of Israel when Hamas broke a ceasefire (a misnomer -- the GenoSide has been firing genocidal rockets at the Iron Dome all along) to commit crimes against humanity. Horseshoe Leftists declared they were Uncommitted to protecting the US and the world from genocide, choosing instead to support GenociDonald, whose previous illegitimate term resulted in Muslim Bans, Child Separation (aka Kids In Cages), and COVID weaponized to kill marginalized people). Yet, when marginalized people said, "We will do everything we can UNDER THE LAW to protect the people we tried to protect in 2024 despite Uncommitted, but we are literally fighting to save our OWN lives," these Keyboard Kommunist Kids accuse US of neglecting our responsibilities, daring to lecture our most effective leaders. Like original MAGA, "Make Uncommitted Great Again" is a White Populist movement based on excessive Narcissism/Dunning-Kruger -- they can see the negative consequences of their own actions, but cannot ACCEPT them, so they often go online and post Accusations In A Mirror (aka "Accuse others of that which you are guilty.") In fact, because MAGA in Blue Hats a) can't accept that they have been Blue MAGA since the Bernie Bros of 2016, and b) no longer pretend that the Squad is Democratic Blue, they've necessitated the creation of terms they can't contest, like MUGA.
The similarity to MAGA is intentional.
Democrats nominated a candidate against genocides, including the genocide of Israel when Hamas broke a ceasefire (a misnomer -- the GenoSide has been firing genocidal rockets at the Iron Dome all along) to commit crimes against humanity. Horseshoe Leftists declared they were Uncommitted to protecting the US and the world from genocide, choosing instead to support GenociDonald, whose previous illegitimate term resulted in Muslim Bans, Child Separation (aka Kids In Cages), and COVID weaponized to kill marginalized people). Yet, when marginalized people said, "We will do everything we can UNDER THE LAW to protect the people we tried to protect in 2024 despite Uncommitted, but we are literally fighting to save our OWN lives," these Keyboard Kommunist Kids accuse US of neglecting our responsibilities, daring to lecture our most effective leaders. Like original MAGA, "Make Uncommitted Great Again" is a White Populist movement based on excessive Narcissism/Dunning-Kruger -- they can see the negative consequences of their own actions, but cannot ACCEPT them, so they often go online and post Accusations In A Mirror (aka "Accuse others of that which you are guilty.") In fact, because MAGA in Blue Hats a) can't accept that they have been Blue MAGA since the Bernie Bros of 2016, and b) no longer pretend that the Squad is Democratic Blue, they've necessitated the creation of terms they can't contest, like MUGA.
"They literally created an Uncommitted movement to protect genocidal rapists -- of COURSE they're still bragging about helping Trump!"
"Typical MUGA."
"Typical MUGA."
by the modhatter June 11, 2025
Get the MUGAmug. Trandphobic people have embrace the acronym TERF, which they believe means "Trans-Exclusive Radical Feminist," but feminism is a path to egalitarianism, which can't Exclude anyone. A more appropriate acronym would stand for Trans-Exclusive Radical Discriminators, or TERD.
But it's not enough to criticize others. You have to be enthusiastically welcoming if you believe that we are all equal with inalienable human rights. Therefore:
All-Inclusive Radical Egalitarian, or AIRE.
But it's not enough to criticize others. You have to be enthusiastically welcoming if you believe that we are all equal with inalienable human rights. Therefore:
All-Inclusive Radical Egalitarian, or AIRE.
"Who do you hate?"
No one.
"Jews?"
No.
"Then Muslims!"
No!
"Women?"
No.
"So men then?"
Still no.
"People who don't fit out preconceived notions of men and/or women?"
Don't hate any of them... Before you break out the litany of other things humans use to divide from one another, we're ALL equal, so if I hate someone, I hate myself equally. An AIRE isn't self-loathing like that, in any way.
No one.
"Jews?"
No.
"Then Muslims!"
No!
"Women?"
No.
"So men then?"
Still no.
"People who don't fit out preconceived notions of men and/or women?"
Don't hate any of them... Before you break out the litany of other things humans use to divide from one another, we're ALL equal, so if I hate someone, I hate myself equally. An AIRE isn't self-loathing like that, in any way.
by the modhatter August 12, 2025
Get the AIREmug. Blue MAGA is a term directed toward socially-sonservative Berniecrats who have lost their damned minds and who now support war and genocide because PUTIN, OLIGARCHS, AND FOSSIL FUELS MAD GOOD!
Blue MAGA is screeching on X right now, "Why are Democrats so mad that a racist rapist pedophile so upset that a criminal is being indicted for crimes he's admitted to openly? WE SUPPORT PUTIN'S IMPERIALISM TO SHOW HOW ANTI-IMPERIALIST WE ARE!!!"
by the modhatter August 17, 2023
Get the Blue MAGAmug.