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Torch MAGA

In 2014, Russia recruited Trump to run his MAGA ("Make America Great Again") more accurately "Make Russia Great Again," or MRGA. Now,MAGA has recruited Steve Schmidt of Sarah Palin "Game Change" infamy to run "Pass The Torch," encouraging President Biden to drop off the ballot, at a time when Primary voters do not want him to bow out, and the GOP will not allow Democrats to replace him. It suggests President Biden has cognitive issues, based on a debate at which Trump expressed his own cognitive disorders for the entire program. Under the Constitution, if something did happen to President Biden, he would be replaced by Vice President Harris -- one of the main jobs OF the Vice Presidency. But, to the Patriarchy, she is a Triple Threat -- Female, Black, and South Asian. Pass The Torch is hoping to bypass VP Harris by nominating "Drop Out Dean" Phillips, the sore loser who ran in the primary, and couldn't even beat President Biden in New Hampshire, where he didn't appear because NH tried to subvert South Carolina's new role as First In The Nation, and voters wrote in President Biden in a landslide.

As part of Pass The Torch, big donors have successfully blackmailed a handful of all white, predominantly male Congressional Democrats. Hence, the white Pass The Torch movement reminds people of the "Unite The Right"/"Unite The White" Charlottesville tiki torch Klan rally. Hence, supporters of the Project 2025/Agenda 47/Pass The Torch are identified as Torch MAGA.
Marianne Williams: "Democrats needed to have a primary!"
14 Million Voters: "We DID, Torch MAGA. You lost."
by the modhatter July 20, 2024
mugGet the Torch MAGAmug.

Kremlin's Law

As Orwell Warned Us, Russian bots and trolls will attack anyone who points out the fact that Russian bots and trolls are Russian bots and trolls -- and, further, Russian bots and trolls will accuse the real people of being bots and trolls!

Included in Putin's "Active Measures."
"Did you see that guy STILL arguing that Russia Russia Russia had nothing to do with the theft of the 2016 election?"
"Even after everyone, from the GOP Senate to Trump itself, admitted that Russia began its interference campaign in 2014? Well, I guess Kremlin's Law won't be repealed before Putin is dead."
by the modhatter June 26, 2024
mugGet the Kremlin's Lawmug.

Blue MAGA

Noun

Blue Maga is a term directed towards Berniecratss who support the Republican Party and even Genocide by Russia, rather than support Democrats. It originated from the tribalism that turns supposed "leftists" against Democratic voters, and is related to Horseshoe Theory, which explains why Berniecrats have acted just like the MAGA voters who support Donald Trump. In both scenarios no matter what Blue Maga/Maga does, even if it is extremely negative, Blue/Original MAGA will support that group no matter what.
Blue Maga still supports Bernie Sanders and his Genocide Squad even after they supported Russia using cluster munitions, lied to everyone about student loan debt being able to be cancelled With The Stroke Of A Pen, and lied about supporting universal health care, which Bernie Sanders helped the GOP tank back when they called it "Hillarycare."

Because so many of these Closet Conservatives use the Rose in their profiles, "Blue MAGA" is also synonymous with "Rose MAGA."
"Ever since 2016, it's hard to tell if these Bernie Bros are Russian Bots or Trump Supporters."
"That's Blue MAGA for you!"
by the modhatter July 20, 2023
mugGet the Blue MAGAmug.

KHive

In the age of social media falling down on the job and refusing to moderate #FakeNews and #AlternativeFacts, one group has consistently stood up to misinformation. Since the patriarchy's propaganda campaigns focus on females or people of color, someone who is both tends to receive the most slanders and libels.

For this reason, many of the #JoyfulWarriors who stand up for facts have been labeled #KHive -- to the extent that anyone who debunks false information is labeled as such, regardless of how they actually feel about AG/Senator/Vice President Kamala Harris.
"What? That Twitter user doesn't agree that 'Blood And Teeth' is a substantive plan to address the needs of the socioeconomically disadvantaged??? Must be KHive."
by the modhatter December 31, 2021
mugGet the KHivemug.

Xian

Sometimes, people claim to be Christian, and then spout only Old Testament theories without ever quoting a single thing actually attributed to Christ, and further, they refer to anyone who DOES quote the teachings attributed to Christ as "cherry-picking." They love "the Cross," but remove Christ from Christianity -- hence "Xian." A follower of Christ loves all neighbors -- an Xian will yell and scream at their neighbors for not saying Merry Xmas.
"Isn't it weird how they always want to put the Ten Commandments on public property, but never the Sermon On The Mount?"
"It's not that weird, once you've dealt with enough Xians."
by the modhatter February 17, 2022
mugGet the Xianmug.

McLeftist

In political science, the political spectrum shows Liberals on the Left, and Conservatives on the Right. But for a decade, Berniecrats have adopted Doublethink to simultaneously accuse Democrats of being Centrists, but also Liberals, used as a slur. To differentiate themselves, they have turned to calling themselves "Leftists," while openly rejecting positions of the Left like social justice and equality. All they have is the economic talking points. However:
1 Without social justice and equality, those economic points are just White Populism
2 Without realizing that the barrier to economic progress is the GOP, and committing to Vote Them All Out, they are not progress, they are just empty talking points
This "Leftism" is like the "Quarter Pounder," which is a misleading reference to the pre-cooked weight -- and since the quality of beef decreased, the resulting hamburger got smaller and smaller until the sandwich was virtually unrecognizable. Hence, "McLeftist."
"Do you think that Leftist knows that bullying people by calling them 'Liberals' is a self-own?"
"Naw. He's a McLeftist. He keeps calling everyone but Reagan and Thatcher 'neoliberals' too."
by the modhatter July 3, 2025
mugGet the McLeftistmug.

KHive

Noun.

Often denoted with a bee emoji or a the scales of justice and sometimes both, KHive is a group of Democrats who support a fellow Democrat who has stepped inside elected offices traditionally held by conservative white male Republicans and fought for social justice.

KHive has attracted many conservative enemies. Their favorite topics include their own victimhood in online arguments, doing the "work," and online drama that they have typically either involved themselves in or started outright. Often can be found engaging in the same sort of actions for which they have derided others including mobbing and harassing opponents, inwardly reflective conversation resulting in incredible bias, and a caustically toxic history of fractured leadership and infighting.

Other signs of KHive opposition include a red rose, an until-death defense of Reagan Republicans, and unflinching and unending anger at literally anything Vice President Kamala Harris does -- and also, unending anger at her when the press doesn't cover the good work she's doing.

The group has been recognized by Harris, as well as her husband, First Gentleman Douglas Emhoff, likely unaware of the toxicity of those opposed to KHive.
"I swear I have no problem with women or people of color, but the women and people of color in KHive who expect me to be less toxic to women and people of color are annoying as hell."

"I don't know if it's worth it to share that toxic post -- KHive will debunk it, and facts are annoying to deal with."
by the modhatter November 12, 2021
mugGet the KHivemug.

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