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smoke

1. n. any leafy organic substance that is ignited and inhaled for recreation
2. v. to defeat a competitor with full force or vigor, especially in motor sports or tennis
3. v. To play or perform energetically
4. v. To kill with a firearm or artillery
1. Let's step outside for a smoke.
2. Lindsay Davenport smoked Alina Jidkova in the first round.
3. The band was really smoking in the second set.
4. But they were enemy and we smoked them without hesitation.
by the migster July 20, 2008
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Houston

First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and NASA's Johnson Space Center.

Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of ZZ Top and Beyoncé.

One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, get well, work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.
The U.S. economy can be up or down but there's always money to be made in Houston.
by the migster August 9, 2005
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Houston

Houston, Texas is located 45 miles north of Galveston and the Gulf of Mexico. And high temperatures in the summer are usually in the mid-90s.

Dallas is 300 miles from the Gulf and hotter, and the people there are a whole lot less friendly.
What was the dude thinking who said Houston was 70 miles from Galveston and 120 degrees in the summer??
by the migster May 6, 2006
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blogma

Referring to the content of any blog, especially content that contains annoyingly strong opinions stated as facts.
The notion that Kevin Smith is the George Lucas of his generation is total blogma.
by the migster February 13, 2006
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Lizard King

An alter ego of Doors lead singer Jim Morrison, to imitate a Native American shaman. Shamans identified strongly with an animal deity. Jim chose the lizard, which included the ability to shed his skin (leather pants, which he wore chronically). It may also be said he chose a Tyrannosaurus rex for "dinosaur fear" -- the theory that we have a genetic memory from the time when dinosaurs not only ruled the earth, but also snacked on our furry ancestors.

References to the "Lizard King" and his greeting have since appeared in pop culture and entertainment, such as role-playing and computer games, animated cartoons, comics and literature.
"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!"
-- Jim Morrison, "Not To Touch the Earth"
by the migster April 26, 2006
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Roberto Clemente

One of baseball's greatest true heros and the first Hispanic American inducted into the Hall of Fame. Elected posthumously in 1973 -- the only exception to the mandatory five-year post-retirement waiting period since it was instituted in 1954.

Born in Barrio San Anton in Carolina, Puerto Rico, August 18, 1934. Played right field 18 seasons for the Pittsburgh Pirates, 1955-1972. One of only four MLB players to have won 10 or more golden gloves titles (he had 12) and a .300+ lifetime batting average. Led the Pirates to two World Series victories (1960 and 1971).

Spent much of his time during the off-season in charity work. He would always make it a point to visit children's hospitals in the cities he played in. Died in a plane crash off the coast of Isla Verde, Puerto Rico on December 31, 1972 while en route to deliver aid to earthquake victims in Nicaragua.
They don't make 'em like Roberto Clemente anymore.
by the migster May 31, 2006
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Arguably the most unique, creative and insanely funny animated cartoon concept since the introduction of The Simpsons.

The ATHF team consists of three anthropomorphic fast food characters Master Shake, Frylock and Meatwad, their jerky Joisey neighbor Carl and his swimming pool, and various comrades and nemeses.

The most popular villians are the Mooninites, two BS-spewing, Atari 2600 sprites who threaten dominance over earthlings but are actually about 28 years behind in development.

ATHF had its origins as a concept for an episode of Space Ghost Coast to Coast where Space Ghost goes to a fast food joint, orders a bunch of food, but is unable to pay for it. The restaurant arranges for their mascots to appear as guests on his talk show and the mascots hijack the show.

The episode was never made, but the characters were pitched to Cartoon Network by their writer/creators Dave Willis and Matt Maiellaro and they got their own show.
The ATHF characters live in New Jesey, but the show is produced in Atlanta. Its creators are originally from Pensacola, FL, and Conyers, GA.
by the migster August 4, 2005
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