the guy 's definitions

hamana-hamana-hamana

When you experience something so exciting, or out-of-this-world, that you just can't find the right words to say at the time to express how you feel.

This saying can be used when: a hot chick in a bikini passes you by, you've just seen a ghost, you just heard that you won the lottery, etc.

Guy 1: "Check out that babe with the huge tits in the bikini"
Guy 2: "hamana-hamana-hamana"

by The Guy June 16, 2006

austoko

The Ruler of the world. All shall bow down to him.

Austoko is the man. Disobey him, and you shall perish, like others before him!

by The Guy August 5, 2004

Faptics

A combination of the word "Fapping" and "Tactics". Used to describe tricks or ways of masturbating.

Steve told me about these faptics he used. At first I thought they sounded crazy, but after reviewing them they kind of make sense.

by The guy May 16, 2016

futureshop

the place for all computer rip-offs

futureshop sales: "To play DOOM 3 in the highest details, you need a GeForce FX5200 video card. It's currently the most top-of-the-line video card and it only costs $850. It's one of the most popular products sold here. Oh and make sure to buy an extended 20 years warranty for $200. Have a nice day."

by the guy August 2, 2004

Isk8board

A Runescape memeber born in Canada, who has nearly zezima the game of Runescape.

Isk8board has full Saradomin armour.

Isk8board is the next Zezima!

by The Guy February 23, 2005

Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 7, 2015

speed of light

The speed that light travels (if it doesn't say in what medium, then it implies the speed that light travels *in vacuum*) Light travels at 2.99792458E8m/s, or approximated to 3.0E8m/s, in vacuum. Due to the lazy nature of physicists, this number is commonly denoted as a constant c in calculations. The Theory of Relativity predicted that no moving object in the universe has a speed that exceeds c. Therefore, if you hear something is traveling faster than the speed of light, it's non sense.

A light-year is the distance that light can travel in a year. The speed of light is about 3.0E8m/s, and a year has 3.1536E7 seconds. Therefore, a light-year is about 9.46E15 meters.

by the guy July 25, 2004