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Shitslinger

A joke term making fun of Anarcho-Primitivists. Due to the fact that Anarcho-Primitivism opposes many human advancements, people who follow the ideology are commonly mocked as primal humans. Since primal being are uncivilized, and known to sling their shit, this is where the term comes from.

Has anyone seen what this shitslinger is saying? His ideas are ridiculous.

by The guy November 25, 2017

rig

a computer. the word is commonly used by DIY computer geeks or hardcore computer gamers

dude check out the new rig i just built

by the guy July 25, 2004

Isk8board

A Runescape memeber born in Canada, who has nearly zezima the game of Runescape.

Isk8board has full Saradomin armour.

Isk8board is the next Zezima!

by The Guy February 23, 2005

futureshop

the place for all computer rip-offs

futureshop sales: "To play DOOM 3 in the highest details, you need a GeForce FX5200 video card. It's currently the most top-of-the-line video card and it only costs $850. It's one of the most popular products sold here. Oh and make sure to buy an extended 20 years warranty for $200. Have a nice day."

by the guy August 2, 2004

cleveland brown

A character on family guy and formely the cleveland show. Not to be confused with the cleveland browns of th nfl.

Cleveland brown is a funny guy

by the guy October 30, 2015

Autismsplaining

Autismsplaining is when one presents another with information that they are likely unfamiliar with in a very in-depth and technical manner. The word is derived from the tendency of people with ASD to give long-winded dissertations on topics that others aren't very well versed in.

Autismsplaining usually involves specific, technical jargon and lengthy explanation that the listener is unlikely to understand.

"Yeah guitars are pretty cool. My favorite shape is the Gibson SG body, but in terms of actual playability and function, I prefer the ESP Viper series. Gibson's had a lot of quality control issues and lack of innovation, and I think that the better pickup design with a coil-splitting option is far superior to any Gibson product, while still retaining the iconic design."

"Dude, you're autismsplaining. I barely understood any of that beyond you liking guitars."

by The guy October 2, 2020

Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 7, 2015