brokerite is another name for a hipster or an indie kid. this term was invented after the release of the crime videogame Grand Theft Auto IV. the indie radio station, known as Radio Broker, describes hipsters (or those to hipster to call themselves hipster) or brokerites.
by the gentlemen thief November 12, 2009
The definition of a scene kid ranges from a badly viewed individual to a narcissistic cunt. My definition is unbiased and only states the facts i believe to be true. A person in their teens who's distorted view on society has them crushed into a style that was once known as the alternative, but has now become bland and unoriginal. they are non-conforming conformists. Seemingly unable to invent anything for themselves, stealing the ideas and traits of the true originals in society, claiming them as their own, and changing the ideas so that it no-longer holds it's first intention. it is a known fact that if you should confront a scene kid to him/her, he/she will take one of two actions, he/she will either deny being a scene kid or point out the hypocrisy in what you say to them. In this sense, some one does not need to look or think any certain way to be considered scene. As long as the commit these actions, they can be described as scene. I am self-aware enough to, not only admit the hypocrisy, but to also understand it. I know that I'm not the pinnacle of original thinking, and I'd be stupid to think so, but these people don't seem to have to capacity to invent and create. they constantly use up their time, money, and energy to look like each other instead of breaking themselves out of the mold they've made. In a strange twist of fate, they have become what they originally rebelled against! The Alternative of the Alternative, ironic isn't?
by the gentlemen thief May 20, 2010
a book series, created by stephanie meyer, that describes a story of romance between a human and a sparkling FAIRY that keeps calling itself a vampire. to make true that past statement, the real description for a vampire is "an impure monster that feeds on the blood of the living to both, love forever and to hide its true monstrous form".....
twlight, has invaded the hearts and minds of salivating teenage girls by describing a some guy as a vampire.
the book also describes a werewolf character that breaks the codes of werewolfism. this "jacob" ,for some strange reason, has the ability to change into a wolf whenever he wants to and can control his actions in wolf form. i make the point that werewolves are FORCED to turn every full moon and slaughter everyone near by. so, jacob would kill bella.
there are plenty of other books to read that have pain, love, and writing genius. don't hang on to the mainstream book series. it has done away with past storytelling work, shaming authors like Bram Stoker and Ann Rice. if you wont romance, go to someone else, besides the monsters.
twlight, has invaded the hearts and minds of salivating teenage girls by describing a some guy as a vampire.
the book also describes a werewolf character that breaks the codes of werewolfism. this "jacob" ,for some strange reason, has the ability to change into a wolf whenever he wants to and can control his actions in wolf form. i make the point that werewolves are FORCED to turn every full moon and slaughter everyone near by. so, jacob would kill bella.
there are plenty of other books to read that have pain, love, and writing genius. don't hang on to the mainstream book series. it has done away with past storytelling work, shaming authors like Bram Stoker and Ann Rice. if you wont romance, go to someone else, besides the monsters.
if you want real vampires and werewolves, watch the Wolfman remake and interview with the vampire. Twlight is a disgrace to the horror background.
by the gentlemen thief January 01, 2010
as described from the video game bioshock, a citizen of the underwater city of rapture that has changed his genetic DNA codes so many times with the addictive genetic material ADAM, that his or her body has become biologically unstable. In order to save these mutants they have been permanitly sealed inside of nearly invincible bio-hazard suits. with there minds destroyed from excessive plasmid use, they are given thier final job to protect the little sisters, who harvest ADAM from the blood of the dead. in exchange for protection the little sisters fuel the big daddy's addiction with gifts of ADAM. they protect the little sisters with thier lives and will do so until someone suceeds in killing "it"
by the gentlemen thief November 12, 2009
a catchphrase for over-excited steroid junkies who are willing to do anything to proves there awesomeness. those who use this term settlt only for perfection because "they deserve it", and they keep implying that they do not have funny balls.
Brucie: Bling, check. Bodies, check. paper, check. flashing the guns, scooping the chicks, burning the rubber, pumping the sounds. V.I.P style, thats how we roll!
by the gentlemen thief November 12, 2009
a whiney little bitch-boy. that whines about his about his dumbass fuckin' problems that noone gives a shit about because he is a " whiney white trash who shits purple twinkies and sucks a dick like there is no tommorow
by the gentlemen thief November 10, 2009
i'm going to the aibou pride parade!!
by the gentlemen thief January 07, 2010