Definitions by the fresh king of bel air

Ice 

The solid form of water.

Jimothy: Man, this ice tastes so delicious. I could eat it up all day.
Henry: Go climb a tree, Jimothy, you're weird as fuck.

Ice by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023

Water 

The liquid form of ice.

Homeless Guy: Hey guys, let's all crack open a nice cold can of water.
Homeless Guy Friend 1: Fuck yeah.
Homeless Guy Friend 2: Water is the shit.

Water by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023

Time 

was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.

Albert: Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks.
Timothy: Wise words from a wise man.

Time by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023

Even't 

1) An odd number

2) When someone gets away with something and another person can't get back at them for it, or "can't get even" with them

1)

Person 1: What's 3 times 9?
Person 2: Even't.
Person 1: No dude, it's 27...
Person 2: Exactly, even't.
Person 1: What dafuq does that mean?
Person 2: An odd number, like 27, or just any number that isn't even! Your name has an odd number in it too. 1's even't.
Person 1: Don't make fun of my name, bitch.

2)

Nguyen: Boy, get yo ass back hee. We got beef to settle, ya dickwad.

Trevor: I guess you could say we're even't.

Nguyen: You such a pussy.

Even't by the fresh king of bel air June 26, 2023

pull an Al Capone

1) To forget to or be unable to pay your taxes.

2) To commit tax evasion.

1)
CIAGuy1: Man, I can't believe that guy pulled an Al Capone on us again! This is the third year in a row!
CIAGuy2: From what I can tell, the guy doesn't make a lot of money. I wouldn't blame it on him.

2)
CIAGuy1: That scoundrel is always getting away with tax evasion!
CIAGuy2: I know. He's always able to pull an Al Capone on us.

pull an Al Capone by the fresh king of bel air June 23, 2023