the part of the printer called the copier
Bill: my copier doesn’t work
John: why don’t you use the new morgz copier
Bill: wow what does it copy
John: it only copy’s mrbeast videos
Time travel
Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled
Buy a
Daylight savings time
mug!
A slang word for badass
Robert: hey jimmy give me your lunch money
Jimmy: oh no please I need to eat today
*liam Neeson shows up*
Robert: never mind imma leave
If you wear them in public your basically flexing
Carlos - look jimmy has AirPods he’s so rich
Jeremy - I wish I had AirPods
Carlos - let’s steal them strait out his ears
The food that calms all people and gets rid of stress for about 12 minutes and get fat
Bill: I have to much stress
Jearold: want some pizza
Bill: all stress gone