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Definitions by the coolest kid in school

If you wear them in public your basically flexing
Carlos - look jimmy has AirPods he’s so rich
Jeremy - I wish I had AirPods
Carlos - let’s steal them strait out his ears
AirPods by the coolest kid in school September 18, 2019

Daylight savings time 

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

Liam Neeson

Robert: hey jimmy give me your lunch money
Jimmy: oh no please I need to eat today
*liam Neeson shows up*
Robert: never mind imma leave
The food that calms all people and gets rid of stress for about 12 minutes and get fat
Bill: I have to much stress
Jearold: want some pizza
Bill: all stress gone
the part of the printer called the copier
Bill: my copier doesn’t work
John: why don’t you use the new morgz copier
Bill: wow what does it copy
John: it only copy’s mrbeast videos