Daylight savings time

Time travel

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

by the coolest kid in school August 23, 2019

AirPods

If you wear them in public your basically flexing

Carlos - look jimmy has AirPods he’s so rich
Jeremy - I wish I had AirPods
Carlos - let’s steal them strait out his ears

by the coolest kid in school September 18, 2019

Pizza

The food that calms all people and gets rid of stress for about 12 minutes and get fat

Bill: I have to much stress
Jearold: want some pizza
Bill: all stress gone

by the coolest kid in school August 18, 2019

Morgz

the part of the printer called the copier

Bill: my copier doesn’t work
John: why don’t you use the new morgz copier
Bill: wow what does it copy
John: it only copy’s mrbeast videos

by the coolest kid in school August 01, 2019

Liam Neeson

A slang word for badass

Robert: hey jimmy give me your lunch money
Jimmy: oh no please I need to eat today
*liam Neeson shows up*
Robert: never mind imma leave

by the coolest kid in school August 20, 2019