Definitions by the clit commander

doorknob 

This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!

doorknob by The clit commander April 10, 2003

Mad cow 

When you don't treat a cow right. Meaning you don't yank on its tits.

Go yank on that mad cow's tits

Mad cow by The clit commander April 10, 2003

flack 

When you get bitch slapped

Im gonna flack my ball sack in your eye.

flack by The clit commander April 10, 2003

balagna 

This word is meant for anything. You can use it anytime and as any word.

What the balagna! Meaning...What the fuck.

balagna by The clit commander April 10, 2003

squasm 

A squriel possum that only comes out at night and eats children.

AhHHhh! I was attacked by a squasm

squasm by The clit commander April 10, 2003

shaboynka 

another word for the male penis

dude my shaboynka is hella big

shaboynka by the clit commander April 10, 2003

pillow perm 

Someone who is to damn lazy to comb his hair, and blames it on his pillow

Man I have a pillow perm

pillow perm by The clit commander April 10, 2003