the cheshire kat's definitions

FBL

"Full-Bodied Ladies," as used in Dethklok: Metalocalypse.

Skwisgaar is acquiring a new stable of FBLs.

by the Cheshire Kat January 16, 2008

laundry troll

the one who always gets stuck doing the laundry, or who gets stuck with a huge pile of wash.

I am the laundry troll! I live in the basement and smell like dryer lint and Tide! Answer my three questions and I'll fold your undies!

by the cheshire kat January 26, 2009

crap and a half

a phrase denoting (usu. mild) annoyance or displeasure (derived from crap.) pretty much on the same level as "gosh darn it" or "shoot".

"Aw, crap and a half, I left my cell phone in the car."

by The Cheshire Kat October 27, 2006

cotton pony

A maxi pad.

Maria can't come in the pool with us today, she's riding the cotton pony.

by the cheshire kat October 3, 2008

gigantimous

gigantic + enormous, ie really big. another version of ginormous.

Dude, this spider is gigantimous!

by the cheshire kat October 4, 2008

Daytime Television

A bland, nauseating mix of courtroom TV, televangelists, tawdry talk shows, infomercials, moldy game shows, depressing news stories, gagworthy soap operas that lower the already low standard, televised church services, inaccurate weather forecasts, increasingly vacant programs for pre-K children, and instructional quilting/home improvement programs. The TV equivalent of cold oatmeal, or cafeteria food.

Antonyms: Primetime Television, adult swim.

"I'd rather go to work/school with a stomach virus than sit at home nibbling saltines and watching Judge Joe Brown. Daytime Television just makes me feel sicker."

by The Cheshire Kat May 29, 2008