the admiral's definitions

Porkor

God of Pork; accepts sacrifices of pork products such as bacon; also controls machines and can at times by true believers be called upon to unleash the dreaded Machine Curse.

also see: Machine God Loki

"Porkor is going to be so pleased with this BLT i'm eating for him."

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

toaster leavings

Crumbs left behind in the bottom of a toaster.

I'm going to have me some toaster leavings

by The Admiral July 8, 2003

Suburban Mercenaries

Group of individuals who are compensated under contract to use methods of persuation and "freedom fighting" tactics to further the clients cause.
Likes include cookies and shopping cart porn.

Dislikes include the French, Clear Channel and tapioca.

Those rotten Suburban Mercenaries have once again foiled our video rental ways with their mystery egg hunt.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003

r0x0r b0x0rz

To rock the boxers or ones underwear. When something is really awesome.

"d00d that shit r0x0rd teh b0x0rz."

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

houseless

An individual who is without a house instead of without a home.

"They should call them houseless people."

by The Admiral July 9, 2003

gotards

One who is mentally handicaped. WBLI Ingredient D

Gotards, gotards GO!!!

by The Admiral July 23, 2003

Don't hump the Honda

To tell someone to be calm, or take it easy.

Don't hump the honda man, maybe you're mother likes it.

by The Admiral July 2, 2003