the Real Governor's definitions

flews

past tense of fly, refering to many people, in the african american community.

We flews up to virginia beach last weekend.

by the Real Governor September 26, 2007

breakFEAST

A codename or soubriquet for fantastic morning sex; a meal, early in the day, at Sonic

Related
breakfast: a codename for morning sex

Lets go have breakFEAST in bed.

I'll two Breakfast Bistros with Sausage, Egg & Cheese and a Breakfast Burrito with Ham...I want to have a breakFEAST!

by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

BAMFitude

n.
the measure of greatness of rank or position, size or extent, and/or significance or influence in the state of being a Bad Ass MotherFucker

On a scale of 1 to 10, Samuel L. Jackson is an 11 in BAMFitude.

Cracka Tim was inadequate in the realm of BAMFitude.

by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

ugly bulldozer

Completely and thorough ugliness such that it causes great pain. It's a phrase used to describe someone unfortunate enough to have been born so ugly.

Also, one who hit every single fucking branch in a fall from an ugly tree. Worst than the ugly stick.

Forget the ugly stick. This girl got run over by the ugly bulldozer.

Don't look now, but here comes an ugly bulldozer.

by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe

a chicken head who takes her job super serial

I thought she was a Scutta-Nutta Buttahead Skeet Hoe; she really was an undercover cop.

by The Real Governor January 2, 2009

banp

Internet acronym for "bitch ass nigga, please..."

"Banp, quit tryin me, dog"

by the Real Governor January 2, 2009

douchekak

An asshole or douchebag. Its a combination of douchebag and cock, but pronouced as if you were in New England.

Goddammit Colin, stop being such a douchekak and go already!

by the Real Governor January 2, 2009