buttclit

two rednecks who like to fuck each other after a night of cow tipping in north dakota
look at those two buttclit's go at it. hey, aren't they first cousins or something?
by the prophet March 25, 2003
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colonblow

a product designed to clean your colon from the inside out.
I tried colonblow and I took a 5 foot dooty.
by the prophet April 07, 2003
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tic tac

Adopted brown kid from El Salvador with mild case of cerebral palsy.
Look at Tic-Tac, he's c-blockin again!
by the prophet April 10, 2003
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junque

a higher quality high yield bond. One rated BBB or BB, and not CCC or D.
Junque bonds are usually temporary downgrades like GM and Ford bonds that have a high yield and still a good margin of safety.
I reccomend junque bonds to clients as a good way to leverage yield in an otherwise short duration portfolio.
Word to your fucking mom!
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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jayms

A person who you think is one of your friends until he sells out to his bitch of a woman.
Common characteristics are:
telling the guys that he will go out with you, only to decide to stay at home with the Mrs. and play cards, and then not get laid.
driving 50 miles out of the way to pick up candy for the Mrs. because she told you to do so.
Having season hockey tickets with your buddies but then cancelling, only to then buy other tickets to the same games to sit away from your friends with your bitch girlfriend.
Selling out for the sake of getting some, and then not even getting it!
Jayms forgot all about "Bro's before Ho's" and so now his name will live in infamy under the definition of a sellout to his friends.
by the prophet March 26, 2003
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sweaty booch

excessive sweat in the butt crack. Moist and warm ass crack usually visable through a pair of shorts or pants
I got into my car and sat on the leather seat when the temp outside was 100. Instant sweaty booch
by the prophet May 16, 2003
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butherface

a girl with a good body and a nasty face. e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker.
she had a smokin body butherface was so nasty I had to get out the old paper bag.
by the prophet March 27, 2003
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