the King's definitions

semen

Penis pudding

There is semen blasting out of my penis!

by the king November 18, 2003

Gary hooster brewster

A dater rape drug where one shot equals 30 beers

Gary Hooster Brewster

by The King October 19, 2004

tooterolls

Chodes that do not know how to speak and say tooterolls instead of tutorials

Chode: Yo pud I need to look at some tooterolls to learn about that amp

King: You idiot

by The King May 17, 2004

cockmonger

1.) someone who cannot get enough of the male genetalia

2.) An insult to a guy; an irrational or annoying man

3.) Daniel Olson

(1)ex.-She has all the STD's; she is a cockmonger
(2,3)ex- Shut up, cockmonger!

by the king July 28, 2003

nostril

1) Opening in the nose that varies in size and shape from person to person. Used for sniffing, breathing and smelling.

How you finger gets into your nose.

by The king November 18, 2003

townie

Townies are people who where cheap fake clothes brought from the local market. They where fake burberry caps and scarfs. They got out of there way to where nike and addidas.They use terms such as "blads" and "wa gwan" every townie thinks they are black and would do anything to fit in with a black crowd. Townie females are cheap sluts who thnik they are black. Again fake burberry caps and scarfs. They have fake burberry hair bands.There hair is incredibly greasy there teeth are normally black with tar from ciggertes. They will proboly never have a good job only to be working at the till in poundland. Townies mothers dont give a damn about there kids and gave birth at 15 or 16. There father ran away at 16, and is proboly in prison for assulting someone. Townies apperantly have loads of back up but when it actually comes to it it is a bunch of 4 foot 10yr olds. They look down at people wh are smarter than them and call the boffins. I hate townies so much they are so annoying!!!!.

Townie: Why you looking at me blad
Non townie: I'm not
Townie: Dont get rude blad

by The king April 25, 2004