the King's definitions
by The King January 7, 2005
Get the fadussy mug.by The King May 17, 2004
Get the tooterolls mug.Someone who constantly lives in their own dilusional bubble. They always harp on about pulling "fitties" ALL the time; "riding ALL night long" and having great "footballing vision/skills". Realistically everyone knows a dilusionist's life is duller than an old grannies' haemorrhoid infected ass, but unfortunately they will never realise this!!
My mate told me he pulled a northern fitty at the weekend and ended up riding her all night long. What he didn't realise is that i saw the hairy munter leaving his house the next day and she said he fell asleep after spurting in his boxers......the man's a f*cking dilusionist!!
by The King October 16, 2003
Get the Dilusionist mug.
1) Opening in the nose that varies in size and shape from person to person. Used for sniffing, breathing and smelling.
by The king November 18, 2003
Get the nostril mug.A bitter, disgruntled, beligerent, 50 foot, hung like a mule, sales rep that puts gin in his coffee at work and hates to golf.
What the hell is your problem LUD?
by The King May 29, 2003
Get the LUD mug.