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Aang

The protagonist of Avatar: The Last Airbender. He disguises himself as a Buddhist monk to hide his communist/maoist inclinations. He is racist against Fire Nation people except for self-loathing Fire Nation traitors like Iroh and Zuko. Aang is a terrorist who constantly attacks Fire Nation soldiers for doing their jobs and trying to bring peace to the Avatar World.

It is a well known fact that if you want to be an avatar, you have to a registered member of the Earth, Water, Fire, Kyoshi communist parties. Aang was allowed to be an avatar because he's a communist

by The Harmeister April 9, 2008

Contra Force

A Kick ass Contra game for the NES. Contra Force story has extremely little if anything to do with the Contra serie's story because Contra force was actually not a Contra game, It only had the name Contra in it because Konami wanted to make Contra Force sellable and Contra Force has many of Contra's gameplay style (along with a two player side-scrolling shooter option which the series is well known for). In Contra Force, you have the choice to be 4 characters: Smith, Burns, Iron and Beans. Plus, the characters are interchangable, so whenever you have only 1 life on Burns, you can always switch to Smith so you don't have to start all the way over from the beginning of the level.

Anyone would know that Contra Force had nothing or very little to do with the contra series as Contra Force's story took place in 1992 (Post-Cold war era just only a little more than 10 years ago) against human terroist-like enemies while the rest of the Contra games took place in 2300's (the far-future) against aliens who want to conquer earth. However it is still a great classic game!

by The Harmeister November 14, 2005

anime

Anime is not only popular in Japan, North America and Europe but it's also becoming quite popular in Vietnam and China. Usually the reason why people would dislike anime is because they haven't found an anime they like and who wouldn't blame them, most of the stuff they air on American television is watered down crap (eg: Inuyasha, Naruto, Post-Cell series DBZ) but there are some good animes that I like that have been shown on American networks (such as Yu Yu Hakusho and some of the older Gundams)

The best way to watch anime is to stream it from the internet because it's highway robbery to buy DVDs in American and Europe.

Douglas: I hate Anime, anime is for fags!

Sam: Well Dougie maybe that's because you haven't found an anime you like, you should go to this site to watch them, don't go to babbages or sun coast.

Douglas: -He goes home to watch anime on him computer and he watches episode of Inuyasha-

At school again
Douglas: OMG, I love Inuyasha =^^=

Douglas: Doug...........that show sucks dude...

by The Harmeister January 6, 2008

paper mario

An Instant classic since the first day I played it when I first rented it at blockbuster back in 5th grade. But I gotta admit, I was kinda disapointed with the the 2nd installment, Paper Mario 2: The Thousand year door for the GCN.

Good ol' cheap Paper Mario is much more better than all that expensive and bland, fancy lookin Final Fantasy shit.

by The Harmeister March 31, 2005

Ling Xiaoyu

A pedophillic Asiaphile's wet dream. She is a cute Chinese girl from the Tekken series, she is a red guard and High school student.

Ling Xiaoyu is a favorite character among pervert.

When you are playing Tekken 4 and Ling Xiaoyu is wearing her cheongsam or school girl outfit, try to kick her in the air....you'll know what I'm talking about ;-D

by The Harmeister March 28, 2007

Pilot Wings

A Pilot school-simulation game released for the Super Nintendo back in 1991. You would go through a series of tests, like flying a plane around and then landing successfully, you would also fly around on jet-packs, hang gliders and even sky dive onto targets.

Pilot Wings 64 (1997) would be a much large improvement over the original 1991 version. On the N-64 version, you could fly around freely in large 3D island places and crash into stuff and hear your character scream like a bitch while he/she crashes. =D

I have Pilot wings for both the SNES and N-64. The first one was fun, but the N-64 version is much better!

by The Harmeister March 28, 2007

Tiberian Sun

The Sequel to Command & Conquer and Command & Conquer: Renegade, The game is set in the 2030 (or 2031 I forgot). On Tiberian sun, Nod recovered itself when a man named Anton Slavik escapes Execution and then later on Executed his would be executor Hassan and when doing so Kane makes a surprise revival. On the GDI's side of the story: General James Soloman (played by James Earl Jones from Star Wars) realized that Kane is back in power and he plans to do Something about it, so he gets one of his best men, Commander Mike McNeil (Played by Michael Biehn from Termanator 1) Mike was also assigned to capture Nod General Vega who has been dealing a possible Tiberium based poison. Also there have been many new things with Tiberium in Tiberian Sun, Tiberium has grown rapidly causing Civilian evacuation from Temperate and tropical climates of the earth (those are ecosystems that Tiberium grow the fastest on) and caused almost all non-mutated Human Civilians to evacuated to the Colder Northern Regions of the Earth (eg, Scandinavia, North Russia and Siberia, North Canada, Greenland ext). Some humans who were infected by Tiberium gradually mutated into Tiberium mutants known as the Forgotten who were also known as Shiners as a racist slang by most non-infected Civilians and GDI personnel. The Forgotten (Shiners as we would call em) are major victims of Nod Tiberium research. Tiberium research was a key component for the Brotherhood of Nod's cyborg program and discover advanced Tiberium mutations such as Viceroids (which also appeared on Tiberian Dawn and renegade)fiends, Tiberium Floaters, and Tiberium Veinhole monsters (New mutant creatures on Tiberian sun). Command and Conquer: Tiberian I would say, Although a old and dated game (it was released back in the Summer of 1999) it has a intresting Plot and Story and James Earl Jones (aka: Darth Vader) is in it!

If you want a good yet classical Futuristic/Sci-fi RTS game, then you should give C&C:Tiberian Sun, and it's expansion pack- C&C:Tiberian Sun Firestorm a try

by The Harmeister March 28, 2005