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Definitions by the German Horse Worder

Verb to when the rights of a character (or multiple characters) get sold to a major corporation in order to market their products (in reference to the School of Frankfurt).
V2 and V3: Frankfurted
V4: Frankfurting
V5: Frankfurts
"HOLY FUCK! TURN ON THE NEWS! THE PEANUTS WERE FRANKFURTED TO SANRIO!"
To sell the rights of a character or franchise to a major corporation for marketing.
(Named after the School of Frankfurt)
-HOLY FUCK!
-what?
-TURN ON THE NEWS!
-SANRIO JUST FRANKFURTED PEANUTS!

Digletts 

a slang for distant cousins you never knew existed which mostly only ever show up asking for money when you or your closer cousins win the lottery (or more rarely, at a birthday party).

this slang originated from the pokemon: Diglett, As a joke on how distant cousins seem to "grow from the ground" when someone in your family wins the lottery.
when Dixie Normus won the lottery, the first thing she did was buy a lovely house in Santa Monica, but that was only the beginning of things. Everyone knows that when you get money, people start growing from the soil. Hundreds, if not, THOUSANDS of Digletts started running towards Dixie's direction asking for a little help like a bunch of money-hungry zombies! they started coming up in every hole, there were even Digletts coming from her ASS!

Rubber Walrus Protectors 

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.
Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

HappyBlacks

a family friendly version of the space movie of 1992.
Kevin: hey! let's watch the space movie of 1992!
Marcy: you mean HappyBlacks?

Super Epic Anime Battle

a slang for "Youtube Poop", especially the clickbait ones.
TOP 10 SUPER EPIC ANIME BATTLES! (not clickbait)

Quarterintelligent 

Pennywise's Youtube Kids brainwashed little cousin
Stupid Sis: my little brother is gonna be Pennywise for halloween :) how cute 😍😍
Xavier: that's not Pennywise, that's Quarterintelligent.