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Definitions by the German Horse Worder

Digletts 

a slang for distant cousins you never knew existed which mostly only ever show up asking for money when you or your closer cousins win the lottery (or more rarely, at a birthday party).

this slang originated from the pokemon: Diglett, As a joke on how distant cousins seem to "grow from the ground" when someone in your family wins the lottery.
when Dixie Normus won the lottery, the first thing she did was buy a lovely house in Santa Monica, but that was only the beginning of things. Everyone knows that when you get money, people start growing from the soil. Hundreds, if not, THOUSANDS of Digletts started running towards Dixie's direction asking for a little help like a bunch of money-hungry zombies! they started coming up in every hole, there were even Digletts coming from her ASS!

Rubber Walrus Protectors 

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.
Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

HappyBlacks

a family friendly version of the space movie of 1992.
Kevin: hey! let's watch the space movie of 1992!
Marcy: you mean HappyBlacks?

Super Epic Anime Battle

a slang for "Youtube Poop", especially the clickbait ones.
TOP 10 SUPER EPIC ANIME BATTLES! (not clickbait)

Quarterintelligent 

Pennywise's Youtube Kids brainwashed little cousin
Stupid Sis: my little brother is gonna be Pennywise for halloween :) how cute 😍😍
Xavier: that's not Pennywise, that's Quarterintelligent.

Larrikining 

a slang for "circumcision" or "circumcising".
Person: Kevin, why do you hate the local aquarium?
Kevin: because the last time i went there, i was so drunk that i swam naked across the fish tank while the Mantis Shrimp was larrikining my nuts.

Dibs On The Barbie 

name of the iconic dish in "Zim's Outback Steakhouse" of a smoked smartass lying flat on a plate with his ribs showing off and covered in BBQ sauce.
"this episode contains some smoky Dibs, it might be scary for vegans."
*screen fades in and zooms into a "Dibs On The Barbie" to the Gracie Films jingle*
Zim: hello there, to day i will be teaching you how to cook some crispy n' smoky "Dibs On The Barbie"!