1)refers to a dude that wakeboards better than Parks Bonifay, snowboards better than Shaun White. 2)He has long hair and wears hurley shirts sometimes aka... Ryan D.
In order to become a guy like ryan in each sport you have to smoke weed, have long hair, and drink 40oz of Old english in order to be an ultimate x gamer like ryan d. PS. dont live in Idaho falls, id...
by the dude March 01, 2004

by the dude December 11, 2004

A girl that will do anything anytime anywhere with anyone no matter what kind of relationship she is in and if that person is involved in it with her or not. Comes from the fine ho's of Table Grove, Illinois.
by The Dude December 16, 2004


by The Dude April 28, 2003

Ass pirates are known for plundering ass. They are the guys that you hate. They are usually chauchies and harbour a sick obsession with booty, fashion, Diesel Clothing, dance music, their hair, and showing man cleavage, and expensive beer. They are the scourge of rad people everywhere. Be warned for ass pirates are crafty and can pretend to be normal people. Look out for feigned interest in obvious popular culture. For example: Hiding their love of Enrique by pretending to like The Doors. Some famous ass pirates are Brown-Beard, Dirty Sanchez, and Shawn.
Note: Does not apply simply to gay dudes. Any guy you don't like can be an ass pirate.
Note: Does not apply simply to gay dudes. Any guy you don't like can be an ass pirate.
Hey there's that Shawn guy! What an ass pirate!
Hey I hear that ass pirate Shawn sacked the Brown Pearl last night!
Dude: Hey what are you watching?
Ass Pirate: Fashion television.
Dude: You're an Ass Pirate!
Ass Pirate: (Brushes long, flowing hair out of fake 'n baked face)
Dude: Do up some more buttons on your shirt J-Lo!
Hey I hear that ass pirate Shawn sacked the Brown Pearl last night!
Dude: Hey what are you watching?
Ass Pirate: Fashion television.
Dude: You're an Ass Pirate!
Ass Pirate: (Brushes long, flowing hair out of fake 'n baked face)
Dude: Do up some more buttons on your shirt J-Lo!
by The Dude February 03, 2005
