the Awesome's definitions

Don't mess with texas

George Bush is teh 1337 and he came from TEXAS so, don't fuck with him, or j00'll be nuked biotches!

Don't mess with texas you stupid sand nigger!

by The Awesome March 28, 2005

Cap'n Hahvahd

One who is from New England and is unable to speak properly; has most trouble with "r"s

John: I pahked my cah at Hahvahd yahd.

by the Awesome April 19, 2005

Tend to the axe-wound

Stimulation of the vagina; masturbation or manual/oral sex.

Zac really doesn't like to tend to the axe-wound.

by The Awesome February 5, 2005

junx

Although some people believe that junx is a noun, junx is really much more than just a noun. Junx can be a noun, but it is really an expression used to express surprise, sorrow, or excitement.

girl 1: MY WALLET GOT STOLEN
girl 2: juuuuuunx!

girl 1: I saw her all up on my boy and I was like... "juuunx!"

girl 1: mmmm. cheetos.
girl 2: pass me some of that junx!

by the awesome January 23, 2005

Jew-monger

One who specifically seeks out Jews for relationships; Someone who can't get enough of the jewish-folk

Greg, quit being such a Jew-monger!

by The Awesome October 22, 2006

Bahston Bahstad

One that is from the Boston area, and has a very thick accent. Often calls water fountains "bubblers" and has troubles with pronouncing the letter "a" in certain words.

Gibbs, what the hell is a bubbler? Oh, thats right, you're a Bahston Bahstad

by The Awesome May 13, 2005