21 definitions by the product
"John bought a cube last night and wouldn't let anyone have a beer, but after his 15th he was so fucked that I just stole a bunch."
by the product September 14, 2005
A totally badass Quebecois terrorist group who shoved a huge stick up the Federal Government's ass in the 1970's. They kidnapped trade minister Pierre LaPorte and some British diplomat nobody cared about.
Their Manifesto of '79 rivals only that of Karl Marx.
The FLQ are generally known to have become active after the famous words, "Vive le Quebec libre" were spoken by De Gaulle on a Montreal balcony.
Their Manifesto of '79 rivals only that of Karl Marx.
The FLQ are generally known to have become active after the famous words, "Vive le Quebec libre" were spoken by De Gaulle on a Montreal balcony.
"I was taught pure conservative bullshit about the FLQ in high school. They made them sound like a bunch of crazy fucks, when they really just wanted basic civil rights for Quebec."
by the product September 14, 2005
From, "You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
"Gillies has been a dragon slayer longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
by the product September 14, 2005
When, usually at the bar or a party, a guy (your buddy, unless your a total dick) goes for a broad, but you call out something that won't give him a chance. It's usually about an STD or him having a wife.
The opposite of being a wingman
The opposite of being a wingman
"The Gil sewered seabass so bad at the bar last night!"
"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."
(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"
"I just fuckin', sewered the bastard when he went to pork my broad."
(At the bar) "Hey BUDDY? Have ya told her about your HIV?"
by the product July 22, 2005
by the product August 29, 2005
by the product November 9, 2005
1. A loud barf, generally the most respected of vomit trails.
2. A sign of agreement, a remark confirming a fact or phrase.
2. A sign of agreement, a remark confirming a fact or phrase.
1. "I larfed all over the house last night, and I swear the window panes were shaking."
2. Guy #1 "We should session the trails tonight and then have a brew."
Guy #2 "I'll larf to that."
2. Guy #1 "We should session the trails tonight and then have a brew."
Guy #2 "I'll larf to that."
by the product August 29, 2005