When an individual drinks certain things, like juice, so they have to go to the bathroom to poop. That individual, begins to hold it while waiting in their neighbor's driveway while their neighbor is not home. When the neighbor is coming down the street in their car, the individual drops their pants and squats with their butt facing the street. As the neighbor tries to pull in the driveway, the individual deficates publicly on the driveway in front of the neighbor and whoever else is watching, then pulls up their pants, and walks back to their house, never looking back.
My neighbor has these barking dogs they let out all hours of the night as well as their teenage sons with their loud exausts and boom boxes. I decided use to their driveway as a Neighborly Driveway Toilet and I think they got the point.
by The Jax April 25, 2007
When a man or woman verbally informs a person or a group of people that he or she would not enjoy nor want to have non-consensual sexual intercourse with anyone.
I was at a party with mostly guys. This hot bitch came in wearing a strappy top with no bra and such a shirt skirt you could see her ass. When all the guys tried to get with her, she pulled an Unwanted Sexual Abuse Statement. She's a big tease and no one appreciates it.
by The Jax October 20, 2008
an underage Fuck Friend, which may or may not be related, where having consentual sexual intercourse and/or consentual sexual relations with that person is considered a felony by either federal or local law.
I just got home from work and my Felony Fuck Friend called and said she should be home from school shortly. Its not right but what can ya do?
by The Jax April 12, 2007
When a male with a foot fetish, usually of younger girls, takes pieces of paper and writes on them with black magic marker, making a sign. The signs usually pertains to requests such as "Put your feet on the dashboard" or "take off your shoes" or "You have nice feet". Other messages vary depending on the person's creativity and their taste. The male then puts these signs in their car. When driving, the male shows these signs to girls in other cars, most usually passengers. When the male shows the signs, the female will sometimes comply to the request.
by The Jax May 06, 2007
A girl casted as Nicole on the Nickeldeon television show Zoey 101. She left the show for an unknown reason in 2007. Its predicted she got more fan-mail than any other girl on the show because she is the prettiest and most fun character. Fans of Alexa Nikolas usually are not attracted to or are fans of Jamie Lynn Spears because of their completely different characters and style of dress. Now watchers of the show are forced to look at Lola (Victoria Justice) who's character and style of dress has changed slightly since the character Nicole has left the show due to fill her gap. Victoria Justice is pretty but not 100% all the time when she is wearing a terrible outfit or is in the wrong light. Alexa Nikolas is beautiful all the time. Even in a t-shirt and sweats. She is one of the most prettiest and talented girls on tv and would be hard to replace. Bottom Line.
Alexa Nikolas is no longer on Zoey 101! What am I supposed to do, look at Quinn! WTF! Savage Steve Holland and Nickelodeon better get their shit together and get her back or start a Nicole 102 show.
by The Jax April 12, 2007
When a male in private is masturbating and other people occupying the same residence or workplace are walking around and talking so loudly the person masturbating can hear them and that person is unable to obtain an orgasm successfully. Because of this the penis starts to get sore, they get blue balls, their blood presure and heart rate raises, and they get very extremely angry and frustrated.
Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.
Sometimes responsible for workplace beatings and murders.
I was in the bathroom masturbating and I got Cock Anger cuz my mom kept walking around and talking on the phone. She needs to plant her ass in a chair and get off the phone!
by The Jax April 12, 2007
When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.
After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.
by The Jax May 06, 2007