66 definitions by the coMANd'r
Tamara: My husband was lit last night, I apologize for him at the wedding, he was plowed and loud.
Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!
Brie: I had a blast with Adam - classic Adam. He was ordering everyone bushwhackers with floaters, though ordering his bushwhackers with a submarine shot as well as a floater!
by the coMANd'r October 29, 2021
Eric: Man, this COVID-19 is really a mess.
Sean: Ya, we better learn from this. Hopefully, we'll make some changes and 2020 will be hindsight. We are just wrapping up no pants month so just 8 more months till we can say "2020 is hindsight".
Sean: Ya, we better learn from this. Hopefully, we'll make some changes and 2020 will be hindsight. We are just wrapping up no pants month so just 8 more months till we can say "2020 is hindsight".
by the coMANd'r April 28, 2020
Similar to taking a knife to a gun fight, but typically executed by a totally paranoid, uninformed idiot. Frankly, anyone with a brain would not take a knife to a gun fight; they just would not go to a gunfight.
Woody: where’s Herb?
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
Spencer: he got detained at security
Woody: detained at a Chargers game? Was he busted for smuggling booze?
Spencer: no, my dad is concerned about terrorists blowing up big crowds, so he always packs a taser that he bought off QVC
Woody: ah, taking a taser to a bomb site. What an idiot.
by the coMANd'r February 23, 2018
Spooge: You going to to the tequila session this evening?
Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.
Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.
by the coMANd'r December 29, 2021
The opposite of a happy ending when getting a massage. When you are so relaxed that you shit yourself during the massage.
Dana: Dude, I just had a great massage just now but I need to tip the masseuse big.
Eric: Why, happy ending?
Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.
Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
Eric: Why, happy ending?
Dana: Nope. Actually, it was the polar opposite. I was so relaxed I shat myself at minute 45.
Eric: Oh dude, crappy ending...
by the coMANd'r October 27, 2014
At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.
by the coMANd'r February 24, 2019
Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?
Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.
Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.
by the coMANd'r March 22, 2020