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The act of making a left on a red left turn arrow as per the recommendation, nay mandate, from Adam Carolla, e.g. Car roll left.
I was in a rush to get to work the other day and listening to my favorite podcast, Guinness Book's #1 podcast that is, and was stopped at a left turn arrow unnecessarily, so I pulled a carolleft and was on my way - no chicken-shit ticket to be had.
by the coMANd'r April 25, 2016
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The act of making a left on a red left turn arrow as per the recommendation, nay mandate from Adam Carolla, e.g. Car roll left.
I was in a rush to get to work the other day and listening to my favorite podcast, Guinness Book's #1 podcast that is, and was stopped at a left turn arrow unnecessarily, so I pulled a carolleft and was on my way - no chicken-shit ticket to be had.
by the coMANd'r May 24, 2016
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Lesbian mother - a mom/mum who is a carpet muncher, typically found in England, aka rug mumcher.
I met this gal in a bar in Soho. She was hot and I was going to ask her back to my place, though it turns out she started talking about her kids, then her wife. It turns out that she is a carpet mumcher - the chick loves to mow box and is the mum of two.
by the coMANd'r May 22, 2015
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A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.
Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.
by the coMANd'r December 09, 2013
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Jillian: you watching the Inspiration4 lift off today?

Barney: yep, I love me an Elonch
by the coMANd'r September 18, 2021
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The fake news driven from the Mayor of Oakland CA and the discovery of exercise equipment in an Oakland park that was installed by an African American family. One community member reported “Out of the dozens and hundreds and thousands of people that have walked by, no one has thought that it looked anyway close to a noose", though Oakland's Mayor commissioned the FBI for deep investigation.
Ravi: What do you think about the Oakland noose scandal?

Jill: You mean Mayor Schaaf’s fake noose? Amazing that she worked to get the FBI involved in investigating the creation of a swing set by a family! Our tax dollars at work.
by the coMANd'r July 12, 2020
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