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When you wave to someone you know and another person intercepts your wave mistakenly as if you are waving to them, e.g. caught in the crossfire of your wave.
I was waving to Eddy at the show and Phil thought I was waving to him. Awkward... Phil waved back to me as he was caught in a whoopsie wave. It's almost as bad as when Jim invited me to lunch, thinking I was Tony because his phone contacts were screwed up resulting in Jim texting me with an invite.
by the coMANd'r April 14, 2014

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A poorly executed trust fall, i.e. you do not catch the person who is dropping back in to your arms.
Kendall was all set with this team building exercise until Barry was gabbing to Corbin and not paying attention, resulting in Kendall falling back to not get caught by Barry - trust fail.
by the coMANd'r June 04, 2015

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Keeping careful watch for possible danger driven by the COVID-19 Virus
Ken: Mom is freaked out about the COVID-19. She is scaring me because every time I cough, she is telling me we need to go to the drive-thru testing.

Barney: Ya, Mom is just being COVIDgilent about da rona to be protective of our family.
by the coMANd'r March 18, 2020

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A black (negro) Laker. How an MSNBC reporter refers to Kobe Bryant after he is killed in a helicopter crash.
“...the kind of athlete, the kind of star who was perfectly cast on the Los Angeles Nakers...” referring to Kobe Bryant
by the coMANd'r January 26, 2020

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Opposite of a go-cup. A cup that is typically quite large, e.g. 32 oz. plus in volume and filled with booze which is used to discourage someone from leaving.
Amy: Drew has been drinking all day, and has maintained a nice buzz through the day.

Lisa: Ya, we went to breakfast and he started with bloody's at Maudie's and then I went boot shopping with the girls and Drew went over to watch the game with his college buddies. Apparently, he was going to leave at half-time, though they served him a screwdriver stay-cup, so he lasted to the end of the game. Ubered over with his go-cup. And here we are.
by the coMANd'r November 17, 2019

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Oral sex with a female clown.
Jim went to the circus last week and connected with one of the gals that worked there who was off duty. He woke up the next morning, afters some heavy drinking with a bunch of make-up on his face. It turns out that the gal is actually Frumpy the Clown. Jim had engaged in some heavy clownilingus that night.
by the coMANd'r August 26, 2014

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Sexual intercourse immediately after waking up. Typically follows a long night of sex to help you start your day.
Aaron hooked up with that chick from the club last night and he said that they hosed all night long, but he said the best part of the whole encounter was the morning shafter.
by the coMANd'r October 11, 2013

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