fat rolls

my stomach

*me wears crop top*

Abbey*2 seconds after walking into the locker room*: I can see your fat rolls falling out of your shirt

by thatbitchinthecorner December 27, 2019

April 15

My birthday mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 15 is the day of bad things happening. Abraham Lincoln died, the Titanic sank, Tax Day, The Notre Dame Fire, the day annoying bitches are born

by thatbitchinthecorner December 29, 2019

Dress Code

fuck dress code. why can't I wear pajama pants. I hate school

Random motherfucker: you are breaking dress code. Me: does it look like I fucking care

by thatbitchinthecorner December 29, 2019

The Grinch

whatta hottie. back off he is mine. he is an icon.

The Grinch is iconic and my one true love

by thatbitchinthecorner December 29, 2019

Soup

a random smell that a lunatic smells while we are outside for Gym

No one:
Lunatic: it smells like soup

by thatbitchinthecorner December 29, 2019

Jessie

Skinny ass bitch. She looks innocent but isn't. Glad she is an insomniac like me so we can FaceTime for 8 hours straight at 2 AM.

Jessie and I drink triple shot expressos at 3AM while eating cinnamon rolls and hot Cheetos

by thatbitchinthecorner December 29, 2019