blonde moment

You ever felt really stupid for an instant? Yeah, that was blonde moment.
Example of a blonde moment:
Jeff: "What station is that?"
Dan: "97.5"
Jeff: "Is that V103?"
by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003
mugGet the blonde momentmug.

penis operation

1) A slow, inefficient, retarded, or otherwise stupid action or event.

2) A bureaucracy
One guy digging a hole and five people standing around him watching- that's a penis operation.
US Government- that's a penis operation
by Tha Pyngwyn February 01, 2004
mugGet the penis operationmug.

the State of California

A place in which all things cause are known to cause cancer.
Bottled water label - "WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm."
by Tha Pyngwyn February 26, 2011
mugGet the the State of Californiamug.

NASCAR

1) The Great American Billboard Race
2) An event in which otherwise skilled drivers fail to display the true extent of their abilities
1) My 'Home Depot' beat your 'Best Buy'!
2) Yeah, I'm sure it's hard, but would a right turn every now and then hurt that much?
by Tha Pyngwyn June 10, 2006
mugGet the NASCARmug.

meganegrodong

Now that Lexington Steele, he has the meganegrodong
by Tha Pyngwyn September 12, 2003
mugGet the meganegrodongmug.

cut fuck

A humiliating for of prison rape in which a hole is cut in the ass-cheek of the bitch, and his prison mates fuck the hole.
We gonna have us a cut fuck? I'll geet the knife!
by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003
mugGet the cut fuckmug.

governator

A robotic humanoid sent back from the future to rule the human race with his Scandanavian accent and hidden WMDs.
And the govinator said: "You vwill elect me ahs your gahvinator or I vwill crlush you pyoony mortahls."
by Tha Pyngwyn September 28, 2003
mugGet the governatormug.