Often wrongly touted as a weapons of mass destruction, anthrax is in fact used as a 'weapon of mass death', as it causes very little destruction, and lots of death.
"Anthrax killed several thousand peopletoday, but caused little destruction."
A slightly more skilled schoolboy trick than 55378008, where the calculators memory functions had to be used to spell the words 'shelloil' upside-down.
"Im so clever nerdy snort look what I can do.... *whips out calculator*"