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by Telephony June 19, 2014
Get the urnatemug. This is simply a polite way of saying, "Fuck Trump".
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
It also bypasses the onboard censors found on many online BBSs and fora (how an anal retentive asshaberdasher would say forums).
by Telephony November 4, 2020
Get the Truck Fumpmug. What some people call, "dick medication" -- that is, drugs like Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, etc. designed to give men with perpetually limp dicks the ability to get a boner.
{Stan}: Hey George, don't forget to take some dick medication to work with you. Chug one of those bitches down when you leave
so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!
so that you can cornhole me when you get home.
{George}: Alright, got 'em in my pocket. Love ya Stan!
by Telephony February 25, 2017
Get the dick medicationmug. {instant message conversation}
{Troy}: Good morning sweatheart!
{Lucy} Sweatheart? That's so fucking gross! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!! Goodbye asshole, I never want to see you again!
{Troy}: Good morning sweatheart!
{Lucy} Sweatheart? That's so fucking gross! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!! Goodbye asshole, I never want to see you again!
by Telephony January 27, 2018
Get the sweatheartmug. ♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫
by Telephony June 24, 2015
Get the There's a Hole in the Bucketmug. A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "light bulbs".
Works best when written or typed, vs. when spoken.
Works best when written or typed, vs. when spoken.
{From an email that I recently received}:
Craig,
What kind of light blubs does the SureFire 10X Dominator use, how much do they cost, and where can I find these critters online?
Thank you for taking the time to read & respond to my questions. :-)
Craig,
What kind of light blubs does the SureFire 10X Dominator use, how much do they cost, and where can I find these critters online?
Thank you for taking the time to read & respond to my questions. :-)
by Telephony March 31, 2015
Get the light blubsmug. On a female cat, the boobal area is located on the kitty's underside (belly) between approx. midpoint to a couple of inches forward of her urethra (where she passes micturition).
by Telephony July 30, 2014
Get the boobal areamug.