telephony's definitions

horncat

A male cat (surprisingly enough, mainly broken ones!) that frequently uses part of your body as a fucktoy.
If the cat were human, you'd call it a horndog.

{Debbie}: Man, Coco is humping your leg for the fifth time today.
{Craig}: Yeah, he's turned into one hell of a horncat!

by Telephony May 11, 2018

take a plop

Means the same thing as defecate, leave a shit, take a dump, drop a stool, etc.

John will be here in a short time; he had to go take a plop.

by Telephony January 17, 2016

douche off

To rinse, usually with fresh water.

{From a flashlight reviews website}: ...or if it falls next to the mailbox and the dog pisses on it, just take the garden hose to it or douche it off under the faucet...good as new!

Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.

Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.

by Telephony December 6, 2011

faggetaboudit

How somebody on the east coast (such as New York city) might pronounce the phrase, "forget about it".

{Ronald}: Hey Lisa, check out the Statue of Liberty!!!
{Lisa}: Faggetaboudit Ron! I've already dseen it a thousand times!!!

by Telephony June 7, 2013

paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

by Telephony January 5, 2014

overfloaded

How some children say the word, "overflowed".

{Craig}: Mom, the toilet is overfloaded!
{Mom}: Hang on honey, I'll be right there.

by Telephony August 17, 2021

red rug

What the famous red carpet actually is -- a rug rather than a carpet.

A carpet, by definition, is a permanent cloth floor covering; while a rug is a temporary floor covering which can be removed & replaced whenever desired.

So when they're "rolling out the red carpet" for the Oscars, they're actually rolling out the red rug because it is rolled back up & removed when the awards ceremony has finished.

The “Little Women” director and Baumbach, her partner — and the director of “Marriage Story” — arrived on the Oscars red rug with a whopping 12 nominations between them.

by Telephony February 9, 2020