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assbonnet

This word simply means a female asshat.
Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!
by Telephony July 24, 2014
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barbie pin

What many people call a "bobby pin" -- the U-shaped pin used singly or in multiple to hold hair in a particular style.
{Jane}: Hey Linda, may I please borrow a barbie pin?
{Linda}: Sure, they're just to the right of my lavatory. Take as many as you need.
by Telephony October 11, 2014
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Fairly EvenParents

Plain and simple: a parody of the TV cartoon title, "Fairly OddParents".
Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.

VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!

Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!

Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!

Vicky: No wrong.
by Telephony February 19, 2015
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thunderation!

A variant on “What in tarnation?” which itself was a lightening-up of the word “damnation,” “thunderation” was popular in the United States back in the 1830’s and 40’s. It’s time for it to come back.
Thunderation! Who the hell tried to flush a roll of Scottowels down the loo again?!?
by Telephony May 28, 2018
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Pee knuckle

How one might spell the name of the card game, "Pinochle" because it is pronounced as though it were spelled, "Pee knuckle".
Martha, I'm going over to Ron's house tonight because he's hosting a Pee knuckle competition.
by Telephony October 8, 2013
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the national Anthrax

What Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head wanted to call the national anthem when MTV showed the music video of the song, "Hy Pro Glo" from the Anthrax album, "Sound of White Noise" from 1992.

When the song started, he exclaimed, "Yesss! The national Anthrax!!!"
{Beavis}: Hey Butt-head, this is like that thing they play, like, really late at night when the station's, like, going off the air.

{Butt-head}: Yeah, only the music's a lot cooler. This should, like, be the National Anthem.

{Beavis}: Yesss! The National Anthrax!

{Butt-head}: Yeah, like they could play it at baseball games and stuff.
by Telephony December 18, 2012
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no room at the inn

Meaning that a thing (such as a wastepaperbasket) or a place (such as a garden shed) is absofuckinglutely stuffed to capacity and can simply hold no more without the lid shooting off or the door(s) bursting open.
(Angie): Craig, can you please put that cat carrier in the garden shed?

(Craig): Sorry, no can do. There'should no room at the inn.
by Telephony June 2, 2014
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