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Twenty Stick-Busted-Stick

Simply put, the year 2017.
Called Twenty Stick-Busted-Stick because when viewed from above, it looks like a twenty, a stick, and a broken stick.
{On a BBS about wheelchairs and scooters}:

New Year's Day (0-01-17) {or "2017 01 Jan.", or even "Jan. 01, Twenty Stick-Busted-Stick if you prefer}. Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today: it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be?
by Telephony December 31, 2016
mugGet the Twenty Stick-Busted-Stickmug.

Urine Potato

A handle (pseudonym) that was used on dial-up BBSs in the late-1980s until approx. the turn of the century. Used on internet BBSs (forums or even fora if you want to be anal about it!) even to this day {early-2013}.

Can also be used to describe a potato that tastes like piss.
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{John}: Martha, this fucking spud tastes like piss!!!
{Martha}: Sorry about that John, you must have gotten a urine potato!
by Telephony January 3, 2013
mugGet the Urine Potatomug.

leave a piss

Very similar to the phrase, "leave a shit" (popularised by the late great comedian George Carlin but with a different bodily waste product.
{Husoos}: Man I've got to take a piss!
{Horhay}: Hey Husoos! You can have that piss in the unflushed urinal over there; I'm going to leave a piss in this one.
{Husoos}: You a funny man Horhay!
by Telephony March 27, 2015
mugGet the leave a pissmug.

Open Mike

A rather unfortunately common misspelling of the phrase, "open mic" which is an event staged by bars & nightclubs allow ordinary people to go onstage and sing, tell dirty jokes, or spout off a bountifully overflowing cornucopia of toilet tongue just to try and liven up an otherwise dull house.

Seen in printed material only (such as a sign in a window); as "open mike" and, "open mic" are pronounced exactly the same.
MAY 31 OPEN MIKE FROM 7 TO 11
by Telephony May 15, 2015
mugGet the Open Mikemug.

lite

How a faggot would spell the word, "light".
{Seen on a C=64 demo by Abyss in 1988}

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. LIGHT AND LITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?
by Telephony January 12, 2017
mugGet the litemug.

no perspiration

How an anal retentive buttknocker might say the phrase, "no sweat".
{Scott}: Hey Aaron, can you move that board off the lawn please?
Aaron}: Sure Scott, no perspiration!
by Telephony March 12, 2022
mugGet the no perspirationmug.

pee you!!!

Used as an exclamation when you encounter something (or somebody) that stinks to high heaven.
Pee you!!! This milkshake really reeks!!!
by Telephony December 19, 2011
mugGet the pee you!!!mug.

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