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I'm a Little Toilet

A parody of the children's song, "I'm a Little Teapot".
♫I'm a little toilet,♫
Full of soul.♫
This is my cistern
♫And here is my bowl.♫
by Telephony July 26, 2014
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ripped

To be totally wasted; esp. from high-potency prescription drugs like oxycodone and/or hydrocodone.
{Angie}: Mom, you're totally ripped! Get your face out of your dinner plate! And put that coffee down -- you've already busted three coffee cups by dropping them!
They're cups of coffee for Christ sakes not bongs!
by Telephony July 13, 2014
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Mega City

A totally fictitious, phoney-bologna fake made-up city name featured in the Anthrax song, "I Am the Law".
And you won't fuck around no more - I AM THE LAW!
I judge the rich, I judge the poor - I AM THE LAW!
Commit a crime I'll lock the door - I AM THE LAW!
Because in Mega City ...
I AM THE LAW!!!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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ass mallet

{Seen on a drone aerial video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµṁ#Ø£€** to your ṕ€nµs

♪ Some ass mallet pee'd on a fembot!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪
by Telephony September 17, 2021
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uronium

Chemical symbol: Un.
Atomic number 327.
An odoriferous brown substance that usually exists between the toliet seat hinges and the bowl.
Uronium may also appear around the bolts that hold the toliet to the floor.
Some people choose to ignore uronium; choosing instead to mask its unique odor with Glade® Plug-Ins® or Wizard™ aerosol.
by Telephony October 24, 2010
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carafay

Carafay (pron. "\'KER-uh-fey"\): How some people pronounce the word, "carafe" (pron. "\kə-ˈRAF\") -- you know, like one of those glass coffeepots from a coffeemaker or a glass wine decanter.
Don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!
by Telephony July 12, 2014
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Hose down

To shoot somebody with a gun; shooting in such a manner that the target is either dead as a doorknob or unable to walk away.
Did you hear that Bernie in Seattle got hosed down last week?

I so want to hose down that dumb stupid enemabag, but I don't want to go to jail.
by Telephony September 14, 2010
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