telephony's definitions

douche out

To rinse; usually with fresh water.

Hey Norm, don't forget to douche out that carafay before you start a new pot of coffee!

by Telephony July 17, 2014

lamerz

How a lamer might spell the word, "lamers"

{Seen in the scroll text of an Abyss demo on the Commodore 64 computer in the late-1980s}:

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE THE "S" WITH THE "Z" .. EX. WARES AND WAREZ. LAMERS AND LAMERZ. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "Z" KEY?

by Telephony June 5, 2015

the fit has hit the shan

A polite way of saying (or typing) the phrase, "the shit has hit the fan".

{Seen on an online forum}: yea, the fit has hit the shan...think we're discussing all of this in the POLITICAL FORUM, Ang. in the, "From Ferguson With Love" thread...

by Telephony November 26, 2014

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014

vaccume

A very common misspelling of the word, “vacuum"; used most frequently to describe an electrically-powered cleaning device or the vacuum of space. Appears entirely in writing, because it is pronounced the same as the word, “vacuum".

{Craig}: Dave, can you vaccume the hall dear? (yes, Craig & David are F46607s)

{David}: Awww man, isn't it your turn to vaccume? (takes a pair of dikes {the wirecutters, not the other kind!} and snips off the cord)...ummm Craig, this vaccume cleaner's busted!!

by Telephony September 3, 2013

timber bell

A timber bell is a fairly large (~1 foot dia.) bell in a tavern or bar that is readily accessible to customers. When the bell is rung, the customer who rang it buys a round for the house.

{ding! ding! ding!} Hey, somebody just rang the timber bell! Free drinks on the way!!!

by Telephony May 19, 2021

douchewasher

What some people might call a dishwasher, esp. when they truly hate to load & empty the thing.

Tom, it's your turn to load the douchewasher after dinner!

by Telephony September 7, 2013