Tweety Turd

Another name for that pitiful excuse for a used douche president Donald Trump.

I see that Tweety Turd now wants to create a Space Force just so that he can waste more of OUR money. Your tax dollars at work here folks.

by Telephony August 11, 2018

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religious cigarette

Another way of saying the phrase, "holy smoke"

Religious cigarette, look at that big-ass fire over there!!!

by Telephony January 10, 2020

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Pecker Rooter

This is a variation of the short song, "Peter Rooter" that appeared on the Cheech & Chong audio-only album, "Los Cochinos" from 1973.

Hey there swingin' bachelors
Tired of that steady drip
Drip, drip of gonorrhea?
Then Pecker Rooter might be just what you've been waiting for

♪Pecker Rooter, that's the name♪
♪You just flush your troubles♪
♪Down the drain♪
♪Rotten pecker, rotten pecker, rotten pecker♪

by Telephony October 01, 2014

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synthetic bells

The sound of bells being rung, only this time done completely by synthesis -- be it computer hardware or software synthesis. No actual bells are being harmed.

The demo called, äMPäri3" by the Commodore Amiga computer demo group Dekadence has synthetic bells in its zax -- how kewl!!!

by Telephony December 29, 2014

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toliet fart

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.

{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!

by Telephony February 12, 2015

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