An alternate phrase that is simply another way of saying "litterbox".
Called the "plastic cat toliet" because litterboxes are generally made of plastic and they have but one function: a cat pisses & shits into it -- thus making it a toliet for cats.
Called the "plastic cat toliet" because litterboxes are generally made of plastic and they have but one function: a cat pisses & shits into it -- thus making it a toliet for cats.
by Telephony December 27, 2011
Get the plastic cat tolietmug. When referring to a pet cat or dog that's been "fixed", they're actually broken. I mean, think about it...when a pet has its cunt cut out or has its nads chopped off, it is no longer capable of doing something that it was rather easily able to before -- that is, make kittens or puppies!
Yeah, Nikki has been broken; she got spayed approx. nine years ago and can no longer have little baby kitties.
by Telephony June 06, 2015
Get the brokenmug. by Telephony December 23, 2021
Get the Santa Flushmug. Mud; usually combined with at least 50% animal waste such as pig poop, horse puckey, bull shit, elephant dung, rabbit pellets, etc.
♪ The Candyman makes, ♪
♪ Everything he bakes, ♪
♪ Really really fucking yucky. ♪
♪ You'll end up knee-deep in muckie, ♪
♪ What a big load of horse puckey! ♪
♪ Everything he bakes, ♪
♪ Really really fucking yucky. ♪
♪ You'll end up knee-deep in muckie, ♪
♪ What a big load of horse puckey! ♪
by Telephony September 29, 2019
Get the muckiemug. The seventh planet from the Sun, classified as an ice giant. Uranus is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia which imparts a blue color. It is also very cold, with temperatures in the neighbourhood of 357° F (-216° C).
The name has become the butt (pun not intended) of many ass jokes; I think you can see why.
Some astronomers pronounce it, "ūr′·ə·nəs" (YERR'uh ness) in order to help stem the tide of Uranus-related ass jokes while others still prefer the original pronunciation, "ū·rā′·nəs" (your ANUS).
The name has become the butt (pun not intended) of many ass jokes; I think you can see why.
Some astronomers pronounce it, "ūr′·ə·nəs" (YERR'uh ness) in order to help stem the tide of Uranus-related ass jokes while others still prefer the original pronunciation, "ū·rā′·nəs" (your ANUS).
by Telephony February 20, 2018
Get the Uranusmug. A program shown on Spike TV that's a documentary / reality show where a man named Jon Taffer finds bars that are going down the toliet for some reason or other (shitty sanitation, crappy management, poopy bar food, seedy crowds, problems with the liquor, hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt, etc. and then retrains the bar & kitchen staff for new food & drink recipes and rebuilds the bar itself in hopes that the new branding and new food & bar menus will bring back customers.
I'm gonna watch Bar Rescue on the telly tonight to see if Jon Taffer can pull The Purple People-Eater out of the dumper.
by Telephony April 24, 2015
Get the Bar Rescuemug. What you'll see if you pull your front pants pockets completely inside-out; performing this action empties the entire contents of your pockets -- even tobacco fragments and lint cannot escape detection here.
When somebody points at your pockets and demands to see rabbit ears, you are unquestionably being accused of theft.
When somebody points at your pockets and demands to see rabbit ears, you are unquestionably being accused of theft.
{Josh}: Drake, empty those pockets! I have a $50 bill missing and I'm pretty sure that you took it.
{Drake}: {listlessly pulling things out of his pockets}
{Josh}: Cummon Drake, let's see some rabbit ears!
{Drake pulls his pockets inside-out; a $50 bill flutters to the ground}
{Josh}: I knew it, you lowlife butt wagon! It's a good thing that I won't call the fuzz and have your ass hauled off to the city joint!!!
{Drake}: {listlessly pulling things out of his pockets}
{Josh}: Cummon Drake, let's see some rabbit ears!
{Drake pulls his pockets inside-out; a $50 bill flutters to the ground}
{Josh}: I knew it, you lowlife butt wagon! It's a good thing that I won't call the fuzz and have your ass hauled off to the city joint!!!
by Telephony July 09, 2020
Get the rabbit earsmug.