How a surprisingly large percentage of people pronounce (and spell) the word sherbet which is a frozen dairy product which is usually fruity with a minimal butterfat content.
by Telephony July 18, 2018
{Julio} Hey Jesus, there's a single-engine airplane taking off from the airport over there.
{Jesus} Julio, you mean to say that there's a one-banger headed this way?
{Jesus} Julio, you mean to say that there's a one-banger headed this way?
by Telephony August 20, 2019
What many children think the phrase, "Trick Or Treat" might be spelled; it sounds virtually identical to that phrase hence the confusion.
A group of children dressed in silly costumes rang Eduardo's doorbell on Halloween evening, and said (in near-perfect unison), "Tricker Treat" when he answered. Eduardo slammed the door in their faces, so they egged his brand spanken new Lexus, blew up his mailbox with an M-80, and covered his house with toliet paper.
by Telephony December 31, 2015
by Telephony February 08, 2014
(also written as, "sand witch")
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.
Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
Quite literally, a witch who lives in the sand. The sandwitch is most commonly found living 2.4 meters under the sands in the sub-Saharan region of Africa though they may be found in virtually any sandy location such as beaches and golf course bunkers.
Sandwitches don't cast frequent spells; though they are known on occasion to cause cause cats to meow at the moon.
{Drake}: Why is that silly cat looking at the moon and meowing at it?
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
{Josh}: I dunno. Must be a sandwitch nearby.
by Telephony November 13, 2018
What you might call a swirly if you were Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head.
FYI a swirly is when you put somebody's head into a toliet and flush -- works best if the shitbowl you use is an aluminum thunderflush or a porcelain version of one.
FYI a swirly is when you put somebody's head into a toliet and flush -- works best if the shitbowl you use is an aluminum thunderflush or a porcelain version of one.
by Telephony March 31, 2015
Hey!!! Jimbo finally committed first degree faxicide on that stupid fax machine that's always spitting toner at us!!!
by Telephony January 17, 2011