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inkling

Hey Steve, can you pass me the inkling please?
I need to get this address written down before I fuck up and forget it!
by Telephony November 17, 2013
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wheezer

Hey Ethyl!
Can you please bring over my wheezer? I'm having a bit of trouble with my athsma.
by Telephony November 23, 2013
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knark

Hey Hoolio!!! You knarked on me, so now I'm gonna knark on you about the weed stashed between your mattresses!!! Revenge is sweet isn't it, Hoolio?
by Telephony December 8, 2013
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Husoos

How one might spell the name, "Jesús" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-U-S-O-O-S" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.
¡Husoos Cristo que mierda apesta realmente!
(Jesus Christ that shit really reeks!)
by Telephony December 18, 2013
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Hozay

How one might spell the name, "José" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-O-Z-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.
JC Penney bastardised the song, "Feliz Navidad" by Hozay Feliciano this Christmas!
by Telephony December 18, 2013
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Horhay

How one might spell the name, "Jorge" if they can't spell Spanish names.
The spelling, "H-O-R-H-A-Y" is because it sounds just like that when spoken.
Hey, wasn't there somebody named Horhay Posada in baseball?
by Telephony December 18, 2013
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washingmachinemouth

A situation (usually occurring telephonically but may happen in face-to-face conversations as well) where the speaker talksandtalksandtalksandtalkinonelongboringrepetitivedroningsentencewithnospacesorpunctuationinit. :-/
Don't call Pete because he has washingmachinemouth and he will talk your goddamn ear off!
by Telephony December 21, 2013
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