A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.
Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!
by Telephony May 04, 2013
mugGet the flexible container of Massengillmug.

spider under the table

This phrase means exactly the same as a fly on the wall -- that is, somebody who covertly watches or listens in on something that is not intended for them to see or hear.
From the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Lower Decks":

"How would you like to be a spider under that table?"
"What?"
"A spider under the table."
"Is that like a fly on the wall?"
"I guess so."
by Telephony August 29, 2014
mugGet the spider under the tablemug.
To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.
{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.
by Telephony June 13, 2013
mugGet the disposable plastic baby tolietsmug.

hot water heater

What many people (even news anchors on well-respected TV news channels!) call a water heater.

You don't want to heat water that's already hot for Pete sakes!! It's proper to call it a 'water heater' or you can even call it a 'hot water tank' -- but never a 'hot water heater'.
{Latoya}: Gary, I think the hot water heater is busted; I can't get any hot water out of this faucet to do the dishes!

{Gary}: Latoya, we don't have a 'hot water heater' -- we might have a hot water cooler, a water heater, or a hot water tank, but no hot water heater! Which of those do you want me to check?
by Telephony August 16, 2012
mugGet the hot water heatermug.

cigarette stub

Hey Jackson!
Check out that sand urn in front of the 7-11!!
It's just overflowing with cigarette stubs -- guess nobody believes in cleaning the fucker!!!
by Telephony August 16, 2013
mugGet the cigarette stubmug.
Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.
Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.
by Telephony December 20, 2015
mugGet the inappropriate pissinationmug.

dead socks

Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.
PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!
by Telephony August 20, 2013
mugGet the dead socksmug.