telephony's definitions

feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

wash

What many people call laundry; e.g. dirty clothes.

Boy am I pooped. I did five loads of wash today.

by Telephony August 15, 2019

incredible shitting chihuahua

A chihuahua (breed of dog) that defecates much more than you'd expect a small dog to leave a shit.

Toby is known as the incredible shitting chihuahua because he shits in the yard so much!

by Telephony November 2, 2018

poliet taper

A surprisingly common misspelling of the phrase, "toliet paper" (aka. bungwipe, rollios, paper toliets, etc.)

{Via a text message} Vivian, can u pls pick up some light blubs, bleach, laundry soap, and poliet taper b4 u come home?

by Telephony May 29, 2016

inappropriate pissination

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.

by Telephony December 20, 2015

inappropriate whizzination

When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate whizzination.

by Telephony March 31, 2016

dead socks

Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.

PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!

by Telephony August 20, 2013