A variant on “What in tarnation?” which itself was a lightening-up of the word “damnation,” “thunderation” was popular in the United States back in the 1830’s and 40’s. It’s time for it to come back.
by Telephony May 28, 2018

by Telephony July 23, 2015

Damn, Linda is such an assbonnet for putting a whole box of laundry soap in the dorm washing machine and then starting it!
by Telephony July 24, 2014

What many people call a "bobby pin" -- the U-shaped pin used singly or in multiple to hold hair in a particular style.
{Jane}: Hey Linda, may I please borrow a barbie pin?
{Linda}: Sure, they're just to the right of my lavatory. Take as many as you need.
{Linda}: Sure, they're just to the right of my lavatory. Take as many as you need.
by Telephony October 11, 2014

Timmy is an unaverage boy,
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.
VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!
Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!
Vicky: No wrong.
That everyone understands
Mom and Dad and VickI never giving him commands.
VickI: BARIUM ENEMA, BABY FAG!!!
Doom and gloom up in his room,
Is never broken instantly,
By his magic big elephants who deny his every wish,
Cause in reality they are his Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents
Wanda: Douches & enemas!
Cosmo: Massengill & Fleet!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
Real even, pee Steven, buff bod, hot rod,
Timmy: Obtuse, mother goose, mongoose, guava juice,
Giant snake, birthday cake, small french fries, strawberry milkshake!!!
Even Parents, Fairly EvenParents,
It doesn't make you mild when you're a child with Fairly EvenParents!
Vicky: No wrong.
by Telephony February 19, 2015

A clump of cat urine (often found with one or more sewer pickles) in the plastic cat toliet if a clumping kitty litter is used. Gets its name from the Krabby Patty, a sandwich made at the Krusty Krab by SpongeBob SquarePants because it is often somewhat flattened and patty-shaped.
Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.
Note spelling; the Krabby Patty is generally known to be delectable -- you simply would not want to eat a clump of cat potty.
by Telephony March 30, 2015

{Debbie}: Craig, Nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.
by Telephony June 14, 2014
