telephony's definitions

spark up a "C"

It simply means the act of lighting a siggeret.
Based upon the phrase, spark up a j but the "C" here means cigarette.

Hold on there cowboy, let me spark up a "C" before we take off!

by Telephony July 19, 2014

urine winged hymenoptera

This is simply a nicer way of saying, "piddle wingless hymenoptera" ("piss ant").

Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he

has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!

by Telephony July 19, 2014

spark up a bowl

It means much the same as the phrase, "spark up a j", but instead of lighting up a joint, you're lighting up a small pipe with weed in it.

Hey Allen, let's go to that alley behind the bar and spark up a bowl. I got my hands on some primo shit this morning and I can't wait to smoke it!

by Telephony July 19, 2014

sysop sweat

Perspiration (usually but not always from the pittles) from a sysop {short for, "system operator"}, a person who operates a BBS.

{Julio}: Hey Dave! What's that wet shit on the floor?!?
{Dave}: Oh nothing Julio. It's just some sysop sweat.

by Telephony July 20, 2014

faggot sweat

Perspiration (usually, but not always from the pittles) from a homosexual male.

Mark, what's that pitted-out shirt doing halfway under the bed?
{Mark}: DON'T TOUCH THAT NASTY-ASS THING!!! It's got faggot sweat on it and you'll turn queer if you pick it up!

by Telephony July 20, 2014

Pissed-off life

On Karl Bartos' song, "Overdrive", you can clearly hear him say, "Pissed-off life" yet it's supposed to be, "Kiss of life".

I blew the fuse
I blew my mind
Pissed-off life
Overdrive

by Telephony July 21, 2014

urilet

A combination toliet / urinal.
Yes, this product actually exists; I shit you not!

Mary, it's your turn to clean that gosh darn diddly-arn urilet this week!

by Telephony July 21, 2014