tap-dncr22's definitions
“Broo i think that edible kicked in... my highs closed, and I can’t get them open.”
*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.
*Midnight McDonlads Run*
Drive Thru worker: highs closed
You: highs closed
*Friend saying some shit*
Waoh stop. Repeat what you just said. My highs closed and I’m trying to squeeze my butt cheeks together both one at a time and simultaneously.
*Midnight McDonlads Run*
Drive Thru worker: highs closed
You: highs closed
by tap-dncr22 April 5, 2019
Get the Highs Closedmug. A common occurrence during one of ~those~ inebriated instances. Who cares if you’re drunk or high as fu*ck—You knowwwww everyone’s out to get you. Paranoia and anxiety will be there.
In other words you’ve got your Magnifying glass,fedora, and trench coat. You’re basically the worlds best detective
In other words you’ve got your Magnifying glass,fedora, and trench coat. You’re basically the worlds best detective
Y’all.... i can hear the earth rotating, and let’s just say- it’s nothing like a globe. I’m AnaLITical af rn
“The pizza delivery person was wearing a hat and a polo with a tiny piece of pizza on it. Pretty staged if you ask me....So where’s Ashton Kutcher? “
“Boo, chill. You’re just being AnaLITical.”
Call me over AnaLITical... But what if there really is... four Olsen twins. Mary, Kate, And, Ashley Olsen. Told ya so.
“The pizza delivery person was wearing a hat and a polo with a tiny piece of pizza on it. Pretty staged if you ask me....So where’s Ashton Kutcher? “
“Boo, chill. You’re just being AnaLITical.”
Call me over AnaLITical... But what if there really is... four Olsen twins. Mary, Kate, And, Ashley Olsen. Told ya so.
by tap-dncr22 April 5, 2019
Get the AnaLITicalmug. by tap-dncr22 March 20, 2019
Get the Herediscarymug. When you’re high alone. Duh.
What will happen? Will you get that feeling of vague emptiness? Are you even high if no one was there to witness it? OR are you having the time of your life? Accessing untrecked parts of the brain? Staring at yourself in the screen?
What will happen? Will you get that feeling of vague emptiness? Are you even high if no one was there to witness it? OR are you having the time of your life? Accessing untrecked parts of the brain? Staring at yourself in the screen?
“Last night I was all highlone and I got a word published on urban dictionary.”
“I was all highlone this morning and I just thought... I’ll never find contentment.”
“Haha I was cleaning out my phone notes and I found a note that just said, “Empires fall, but now I go gobble gobble,”....I must have been all highlone.”
“I was all highlone this morning and I just thought... I’ll never find contentment.”
“Haha I was cleaning out my phone notes and I found a note that just said, “Empires fall, but now I go gobble gobble,”....I must have been all highlone.”
by tap-dncr22 March 10, 2019
Get the All Highlonemug. *Heydjdkck drakefkfkfnfj”
“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”
“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”
“Woah, dude- you’re drunk and josh right now”
“What can i say? HUG ME BROTHAAAAAA”
by tap-dncr22 March 24, 2019
Get the Drunk and Joshmug. The sound made when you’re celebrating, or toasting to, wholesome things (not to be confused with *Clink* )
“Peyton and I CLEANK-
ED to friendship, but with grape juice, because we wanted a wholesome night in”
“The office holiday party was fun, but we had to CLEANK to the holidays, because Tina got a little too lit last year”
“Should I bring wine, or are we going to CLEANK”
ED to friendship, but with grape juice, because we wanted a wholesome night in”
“The office holiday party was fun, but we had to CLEANK to the holidays, because Tina got a little too lit last year”
“Should I bring wine, or are we going to CLEANK”
by tap-dncr22 December 18, 2019
Get the CLEANKmug. The person who accuses you of being high. You’re most likely high off your a*ss, but still- how fuc*kin dare they.
Yoooooo I came home zooted outta my mind last night and my roommate called me out. He was my highccuser.
*looking in mirror* Woah. You’re most often, your own highccuser, and....what would Steve Harvey look like without eyebrows or a mustache?
I wasn’t even high last night and that horse girl renleigh highcussed me of munching on the devils lettuce. *without thousand island? Renleigh Never*
*looking in mirror* Woah. You’re most often, your own highccuser, and....what would Steve Harvey look like without eyebrows or a mustache?
I wasn’t even high last night and that horse girl renleigh highcussed me of munching on the devils lettuce. *without thousand island? Renleigh Never*
by tap-dncr22 March 21, 2019
Get the Highccusermug.