wigga

Whitey who tries to Act Negro

Joe Daher, Eminem, Jonny B Bad, etc.

by Tank December 05, 2003

Kelly's Law

Junk will accumulate in the space available.

Coined my Mike Kelly

Oh man, i bought the new house with more storage space but you'd never, Kelly's Law kicked in, I have no space and junk everywhere.

by Tank June 27, 2009

hands full

To have your hands full; only refers to the opposite sex; shows that they have a freaky side that only really you and them know about

Boi you got yo hands full

by Tank January 14, 2005

pretzel hate fuck

Angry sex with a slut, where the male pins her legs in the air, either her knees to her tits or her feet to her ears (forming a pretzel). Than conintues ravage her pussy in an angry fashion (hate)

Sisco: Tank Slow down
Tank: this is slow

Tank pins Cuddles knees to her chest and speeds up.

next day
TANK: I hate fuck that slut
Sisco: she looked like a pretzel
Tank: I "pretzel hate fuck" her

by Tank January 31, 2007

roll dex

To get wasted. Usually used in reference to marijuana.

Hey, it's 4:20, bust out the bong and let's roll dex!

by Tank May 24, 2004

roll dex

To masturbate.

Alright man, I'm gonna go watch that hot new DVD I got, roll dex, and pass out.

by Tank June 20, 2004

Plank

a 270 pound hulking machine that attends Bull Shit High School, the biggest kid in his class, plays on the football team, eats a lot, and prtoects females everywhere

new size on size chart: S, M, L, XL, XXL, Plank

"Yo, here comes Plank."
"OH SHIT!! HES GONNA EAT US!!!"
"Run away!!"

by Tank April 12, 2005