gripemeister

1. Constant whiner. One who can find a down side to anything, and loves to share.

2. A person who's problems are always worse than your problems. Competitive complainer.

3. Someone who isn't happy unless they're UNhappy.
Debbie mentioned she was coming down with a cold. Penny, the gripemeister, said, "I've had this cold for a month! My head feels like it's been run over by a truck, my body feels like it's tied in knots, my nose is running like the Amazon, but (A-CHOOOOOOO! Here...have some), I'll probably live."
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
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Polanskied

1. Being placed on house arrest in a Swiss Chalet as punishment for being convicted of moleting a child.

2. A really lame punishment, usually reserved for the rich and famous.
It's an outrage that he was merely polanskied for being a pedophile.
by tangledupinbloo December 10, 2009
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DNA Receptacle

1. Any orifice in which a man may deposit his seed.

2. Vagina. Owner not important.

3. Concubine.
Tiger Woods was not content with one DNA Receptacle.
by tangledupinbloo December 08, 2009
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Poobah

n. Title

1. A word to use in place of "Czar" when discussing government bureaucrats appointed to supposedly advisory positions.

2. A word to use in place of "official" or "authority" when discussing those who have no official authority over anything.

3. Your boss

4. Leader of any fraternal organization.
The Economic Poobah announced today that All's Well.
by tangledupinbloo December 08, 2009
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Cap'n Trade

1. Superhero who's supposed to be able to save the planet.
Only Cap'n Trade can save us now!
by tangledupinbloo December 13, 2009
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debaterbot

1. Person who is always in debate mode.

2. One who would argue if you said the sky is blue.

3. Person unable to converse normally.

4. One who thinks conversation is a competition.
I say, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"

Debaterbot responds, "Well, of course it's not REALLY blue at all. What you're seeing is light from the sun reaching your optic nerves through all the various gases in the atmosphere, notably oxygen and nitrogen. Not only gases, but particles of dust, ash, water vapor, contrails (don't get me started on contrails), bird droppings, ozone and .......... "

"ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................................." :)
by tangledupinbloo December 08, 2009
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charticle

1. A hybrid between a chart and an article.

3. A tool used by journalists and/or governments who believe their audience has a short attention span, an inability to read and comprehend, or both.
Wanting to prove her point while not giving away too much information, Wanda produced a charticle.
by tangledupinbloo December 23, 2009
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