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Polanskied

1. Being placed on house arrest in a Swiss Chalet as punishment for being convicted of moleting a child.

2. A really lame punishment, usually reserved for the rich and famous.
It's an outrage that he was merely polanskied for being a pedophile.
by tangledupinbloo December 10, 2009
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Thread Miner

One who digs deep for old or valuable chat board threads.

One who recognizes the historical and/or cultural value of old threads.

One who is bored with what's posted on page 1.
I'm so glad the Thread Miner was able to find that old thread!
by tangledupinbloo January 22, 2010
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hookerific

1. Trashy looking clothing, makeup, hair styles,tattoos, or piercings. Can be for adult women, teenagers, or toddlers.

2. Fashion suitable for a hooker, or a Red Hat Lady.

3. An attitude or way of speaking that gives observers or listeners the impression one might be "easy".
This new, purple nail polish I tried on is hookerific!
by tangledupinbloo December 21, 2009
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Insult-O-Matic

1. A person who can't utter a sentence without aiming an insult at someone.

2. A person who can't post on a chatboard without aiming an insult at someone.

3. A person who enjoys belittling others.
Mary says, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"

Insult-O-Matic replies, "You ignorant moron! Anyone with half a brain knows the sky isn't really blue. Why don't you pick up a book once in awhile and learn something?"
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
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Cheetah

1. Male version of a Cougar.

2. A married man who cheats on his wife, with one or more women of questionable repute.
Tiger Woods should have his name legally changed to 'Cheetah' Woods.
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
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Spew-worthy

1. Something that's so vile and disgusting, it makes you want to barf.

2. Something that's so funny, you 'spew' whatever you're drinking all over your computer.

3. May be a combination of 1 and 2.
Some of the things I've seen on the internet are truly spew-worthy.
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009
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charticle

1. A hybrid between a chart and an article.

3. A tool used by journalists and/or governments who believe their audience has a short attention span, an inability to read and comprehend, or both.
Wanting to prove her point while not giving away too much information, Wanda produced a charticle.
by tangledupinbloo December 23, 2009
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