tangledupinbloo's definitions

gripemeister

1. Constant whiner. One who can find a down side to anything, and loves to share.

2. A person who's problems are always worse than your problems. Competitive complainer.

3. Someone who isn't happy unless they're UNhappy.

Debbie mentioned she was coming down with a cold. Penny, the gripemeister, said, "I've had this cold for a month! My head feels like it's been run over by a truck, my body feels like it's tied in knots, my nose is running like the Amazon, but (A-CHOOOOOOO! Here...have some), I'll probably live."

by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009

Polanskied

1. Being placed on house arrest in a Swiss Chalet as punishment for being convicted of moleting a child.

2. A really lame punishment, usually reserved for the rich and famous.

It's an outrage that he was merely polanskied for being a pedophile.

by tangledupinbloo December 10, 2009

Cap'n Trade

1. Superhero who's supposed to be able to save the planet.

Only Cap'n Trade can save us now!

by tangledupinbloo December 13, 2009

hookerific

1. Trashy looking clothing, makeup, hair styles,tattoos, or piercings. Can be for adult women, teenagers, or toddlers.

2. Fashion suitable for a hooker, or a Red Hat Lady.

3. An attitude or way of speaking that gives observers or listeners the impression one might be "easy".

This new, purple nail polish I tried on is hookerific!

by tangledupinbloo December 21, 2009

Thread Miner

One who digs deep for old or valuable chat board threads.

One who recognizes the historical and/or cultural value of old threads.

One who is bored with what's posted on page 1.

I'm so glad the Thread Miner was able to find that old thread!

by tangledupinbloo January 22, 2010

DNA Receptacle

1. Any orifice in which a man may deposit his seed.

2. Vagina. Owner not important.

3. Concubine.

Tiger Woods was not content with one DNA Receptacle.

by tangledupinbloo December 8, 2009

charticle

1. A hybrid between a chart and an article.

3. A tool used by journalists and/or governments who believe their audience has a short attention span, an inability to read and comprehend, or both.

Wanting to prove her point while not giving away too much information, Wanda produced a charticle.

by tangledupinbloo December 23, 2009