1. Constant whiner. One who can find a down side to anything, and loves to share.
2. A person who's problems are always worse than your problems. Competitive complainer.
3. Someone who isn't happy unless they're UNhappy.
2. A person who's problems are always worse than your problems. Competitive complainer.
3. Someone who isn't happy unless they're UNhappy.
Debbie mentioned she was coming down with a cold. Penny, the gripemeister, said, "I've had this cold for a month! My head feels like it's been run over by a truck, my body feels like it's tied in knots, my nose is running like the Amazon, but (A-CHOOOOOOO! Here...have some), I'll probably live."
by tangledupinbloo December 12, 2009

1. Being placed on house arrest in a Swiss Chalet as punishment for being convicted of moleting a child.
2. A really lame punishment, usually reserved for the rich and famous.
2. A really lame punishment, usually reserved for the rich and famous.
by tangledupinbloo December 10, 2009

by tangledupinbloo December 08, 2009

n. Title
1. A word to use in place of "Czar" when discussing government bureaucrats appointed to supposedly advisory positions.
2. A word to use in place of "official" or "authority" when discussing those who have no official authority over anything.
3. Your boss
4. Leader of any fraternal organization.
1. A word to use in place of "Czar" when discussing government bureaucrats appointed to supposedly advisory positions.
2. A word to use in place of "official" or "authority" when discussing those who have no official authority over anything.
3. Your boss
4. Leader of any fraternal organization.
by tangledupinbloo December 08, 2009

by tangledupinbloo December 13, 2009

1. Person who is always in debate mode.
2. One who would argue if you said the sky is blue.
3. Person unable to converse normally.
4. One who thinks conversation is a competition.
2. One who would argue if you said the sky is blue.
3. Person unable to converse normally.
4. One who thinks conversation is a competition.
I say, "Isn't the sky a pretty shade of blue today?"
Debaterbot responds, "Well, of course it's not REALLY blue at all. What you're seeing is light from the sun reaching your optic nerves through all the various gases in the atmosphere, notably oxygen and nitrogen. Not only gases, but particles of dust, ash, water vapor, contrails (don't get me started on contrails), bird droppings, ozone and .......... "
"ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................................." :)
Debaterbot responds, "Well, of course it's not REALLY blue at all. What you're seeing is light from the sun reaching your optic nerves through all the various gases in the atmosphere, notably oxygen and nitrogen. Not only gases, but particles of dust, ash, water vapor, contrails (don't get me started on contrails), bird droppings, ozone and .......... "
"ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................................." :)
by tangledupinbloo December 08, 2009

1. A hybrid between a chart and an article.
3. A tool used by journalists and/or governments who believe their audience has a short attention span, an inability to read and comprehend, or both.
3. A tool used by journalists and/or governments who believe their audience has a short attention span, an inability to read and comprehend, or both.
by tangledupinbloo December 23, 2009
