42 definitions by talmanes
Someone who gives every appearance of being homosexual, but is in fact heterosexual. A fauxmosexual male may display metrosexual attention to hygiene, style, and culture, have an effeminate speech pattern or display effeminate behavoir in gesticulation and mannerism, and/or give the basic impression of being gay. A faumosexual female may be fairly butch in appearance and style, display a militant feminist ("feminazi") attitude toward men, or show strong proclivities toward Lilith Fair or other female empowerment. These are the people you "just know" are gay, but who seem to show proof to the contrary.
People say that Tom Cruise is gay, but I think he's just a fauxmosexual.
I work with this guy who wears nuthugger jeans and talks with a total San Fran lisp, but apparently he's not actually a fag; he's just a fauxmosexual.
I totally thought Liz was a dyke because of her shaved head and leather, but I met her boyfriend yesterday. Talk about textbook fauxmosexual.
I work with this guy who wears nuthugger jeans and talks with a total San Fran lisp, but apparently he's not actually a fag; he's just a fauxmosexual.
I totally thought Liz was a dyke because of her shaved head and leather, but I met her boyfriend yesterday. Talk about textbook fauxmosexual.
by talmanes December 26, 2005
n.pl. or An oft-heard country mispronunciation of "hundred," that being a numerical value equal to 10 x 10, numbering between 99 and 101.
I gave that dancer at the titty bar a hunnert dollar bill.
There're a hunnert reasons I shouldn't marry you, Suzie, and most of 'em is that I'm already married to Betty.
I musta told you a hunnert times not to do that!
There're a hunnert reasons I shouldn't marry you, Suzie, and most of 'em is that I'm already married to Betty.
I musta told you a hunnert times not to do that!
by talmanes February 6, 2006
(verb) To accidentally mangle the pronunciation of a word due to lingual clumsiness. This happens when you stumble over a word you can usually pronounce, or when you find a specific combination of sounds you simply cannot make yourself pronounce.
Person A: Hey, what are you doing Febury 15th?
Person B: Did you just say "Febury"? Man, you rubberlipped that.
For some reason, every time I try to say "procussion" I rubberlip it into "pocrussion" instead.
Person B: Did you just say "Febury"? Man, you rubberlipped that.
For some reason, every time I try to say "procussion" I rubberlip it into "pocrussion" instead.
by talmanes May 4, 2007
A nonspecific adjective that could possibly be derived from the Greek monster, the gorgon. The obvious meaning would be "monstrous," but the word is actually employed in any number of circumstances to mean huge, pungent, powerful, loud, old, and a variety of other things. In truth, it is meant to be a false adjective, thrown into sentences to see if people are truly listening or if they're just pretending to understand what you say.
It was a truly gorgonic experience... you know what I mean?
The thing was huge and scary, pracitally gorgonic!
Why does everyone keep saying "gorgonic" to me? Is that even a word?
The thing was huge and scary, pracitally gorgonic!
Why does everyone keep saying "gorgonic" to me? Is that even a word?
by talmanes December 2, 2006
Acronym for "when I fucking feel like it." Useful as a catch-all answer for when you're going to get something done.
Boss: When are those floors gonna get swept?
Employee: Wiffli.
A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.
I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.
Employee: Wiffli.
A: When are we going to the store tomorrow, anyway?
B: Probably wiffli and not before.
I'll get to it wiffli, man. Don't get all bent out of shape.
by talmanes October 29, 2007
A. 1. n. Combining the words "beer" and "beef" to mean a beer whose smoky or rich aftertaste reminds you of meat. Generally a dark beer or heavy lager.
B. 1. v. Combining the words "beer" and "barf" to mean vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer). 2. n. The product of vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer).
B. 1. v. Combining the words "beer" and "barf" to mean vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer). 2. n. The product of vomiting caused by consumption of alcohol (primarily beer).
Man, taste this--I think the flavor is rich enough to be considered beerf.
Man, let me get some more of that beerf! I'm hungry!
Oh, dude... I think I'm gonna beerf. Get me a bucket.
Disgusting! I've got beerf all over my shoes!
Man, let me get some more of that beerf! I'm hungry!
Oh, dude... I think I'm gonna beerf. Get me a bucket.
Disgusting! I've got beerf all over my shoes!
by talmanes March 1, 2006
1. (n) Sammitz is a mispronunciation of the word "sandwich" by way of the more common mispronunciation, "sammich," and likewise has connotations of special goodness or quality.
2. (n) Used as part of the phrase "go make me a sammitz," which can mean many things, including "go do something else," "go do something for me that I don't want to do myself," or the obvious, "go make me a sandwich."
2. (n) Used as part of the phrase "go make me a sammitz," which can mean many things, including "go do something else," "go do something for me that I don't want to do myself," or the obvious, "go make me a sandwich."
1. Damn, this is a good-ass sammitz!
2. Why are you all up in my grill? Bitch, go make me a sammitz!
2. Why are you all up in my grill? Bitch, go make me a sammitz!
by talmanes January 6, 2005