Bury your head in the sand

A well known idiom that means to ignore one's problems. The idiom is largely attributed (falsely) to the ostrich.

Bury your head in the sand means (in theory) that if you can' t see your problems, they can't see you!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 11, 2023

neep

A turnip; turnip head (insult)

1.-Joanna made creamy neep soup.
2.-Gary hasn't the brains he was born with. Such a neep!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 03, 2022

Yelderly

Elderly of age, but still young in thinking and physical activities.

My age exceeds 65 yrs, but I jog everyday, workout 3 days a week and teach ballroom dancing. I consider myself yelderly!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 01, 2021

paraph

a fancy flourish after a signature

My brother's signature is easily recognizable by his gaudy paraph!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 19, 2022

quasi

Seemingly knowledgeable (but not really); pseudo; fake

My husband thinks he's a skilled home winemaker. So far, his quasi skills have produced nothing but vinaigrette!

by talk2me-JCH2 September 03, 2022

WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 05, 2017

peach-munching

analingus; rimming; ass licking

My wife likes to be face down on the bed when I'm peach-munching her!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 15, 2021