Definitions by talk2me-JCH2
chocked
chocked by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2021
wind your neck in
Damn bro, you need to "wind your neck in!". Every dude who bumps into your shoulder ain't disrespecting you! Its Mardi Gras bro! I ain't tryna fight nobody! Damn!!!
wind your neck in by talk2me-JCH2 March 26, 2021
straidy lady
The woman in the rear who keeps yawning at my jokes must be a "straidy lady"! When she bought her ticket, she must not have known that I'm a lesbIan comedian! Wake Up!!! (LOL!)
straidy lady by talk2me-JCH2 March 26, 2021
Air bomb
I just bought some charcoal pads to stick up my butt cheeks so I don't have to worry so much about dropping an "Air bomb" at work.
Air bomb by talk2me-JCH2 March 20, 2021
stepped off the Golden
Figuratively: When a person commits suicide; literally: When a person jumps off the Golden Gate Bridge.
Sit down, I've got some bad news! CJ has "stepped off the Golden"! Investigators estimate it happened early this morning.
stepped off the Golden by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021
under the Dryer
The area of the Beauty Salon where all the juicy gossip takes place. Similar to 'at the water fountain'...
I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!
under the Dryer by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021
you better check your face!
Dude, stop looking at me like you're shooting bullets! I don't know what your problem is, but "you better check your face!" You don't know me!
you better check your face! by talk2me-JCH2 March 13, 2021