water watcher

a lifeguard; an adult designated to supervise and watch children playing in and around water.

A water watcher will give 100% attention to the children in and around the edge of a pool for 15 mins before another watcher takes over.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 11, 2023

pissivity

A person's level of anger.

The more she jaws at me the higher my pissivity gauge rises! I'm afraid it will explode one day!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 February 06, 2022

dung pudding

Just about anything real or imagined that's a crock of shit!

The classic recipe for dung pudding starts with a crockpot full of shit.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 12, 2023

fast up, fast down

WHAT? WTF (This saying makes no sense!)

The bozo who coined: "fast up, fast down" must have meant: "what goes up, must come down". Uh, maybe?

by talk2me-JCH2 April 25, 2021

a humbug

A cheat; a fraud; a quack; a scammer

I wouldn't buy a used car from that dealership. He has a reputation for being a humbug! BBB gives him a VERY low rating.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2021

under the Dryer

The area of the Beauty Salon where all the juicy gossip takes place. Similar to 'at the water fountain'...

I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021

weak under the rafters

Mentally challenged; not too swift; low IQ.

I'm not surprised that he would say something that idiotic. I've always thought he was a little "weak under the rafters"! I think he just proved me right.

by talk2me-JCH2 March 07, 2021