talk2me-JCH2's definitions

sex rag

The towel a man or woman uses to wipe themselves right after having intercourse.

I knew my husband was cheating when I found a smelly sex rag under our bed.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 20, 2017

split the "G"

Refers to taking a substantial enough first gulp from a pint of Guinness that the level of the remaining beer in the glass is directly through the middle of the "G" in the word Guinness, which is printed on the glass.

I can split the "G" when drinking a 16oz American pint, but have yet to do it with a 20oz Imperial pint.

by talk2me-JCH2 February 28, 2021

under the Dryer

The area of the Beauty Salon where all the juicy gossip takes place. Similar to 'at the water fountain'...

I didn't see the Harry-Megan interview Sunday, but I'm getting my hair done this weekend, so I'm sure I'll hear about it while "under the Dryer*!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 14, 2021

picture tricking

Altering a photo with photoshop or some other electronic or manual manipulation.

That picture shows me with my arms around another woman at the Club. I was only standing next to her talking! Whoever took that picture did some picture tricking, and trying to get me in trouble!

by talk2me-JCH2 August 15, 2022

Cringe Level

The degree in which you can stand/stomach something...or not...or the thought of it...before puking all over the place!

The thought of sleeping with his Science professor made him gag a little. Just too high a Cringe Level!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 17, 2022

Bum

An adulterous husband or wife.

I had no idea what a bum my lovely Mary was until two years after we were married.

by talk2me-JCH2 August 27, 2023

Broke the Mouth

When you eat something so good you can't stand it! You eat it until its either gone, or you can't eat another mouthful.

My wife's Thanksgiving dinner was so good, I ate 'til I Broke the Mouth!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 31, 2021