spank the plank

A handshake, or high five (or low five).

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 29, 2017

Futz

A fool; a simpleton

He fell overboard because he is such a futz! Always goofing around!

by talk2me-JCH2 January 24, 2021

the thumb

The part of the human hand that keeps shit off of toilet paper.

Were it not for the thumb, your toilet paper would get dirty when you wiped your asshole!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2022

the messages

the groceries (Ireland)

I'll be stopping off after work to pick up the messages for dinner. What do you have a taste for?

by talk2me-JCH2 July 07, 2022

Booty stash

That little plastic bag of cannabis that cops find tucked between a suspect's butt cheeks.; That little bag of ganja/pills tucked in your panties/briefs when you're at the Club.

I wonder if you can tell what a person had for lunch by the smell of a joint rolled from his/her Booty stash? Or would it just smell like shit, or even a UTI? hmm? Inquiring minds..... 🤔

by talk2me-JCH2 July 06, 2022

Get Drip

To get GQ fashionable. To put on your best outfit.

Hey, I'm running a little late. Just got home! Give me 2 hours to grab a bite, take a bath and "get drip". I'll call you when I'm on my way.

by talk2me-JCH2 January 17, 2021

clod

A stupid person; a real idiot!

That clod would make a cow laugh with that dumb answer!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021