Definitions by talk2me-JCH2

weak under the rafters 

Mentally challenged; not too swift; low IQ.

I'm not surprised that he would say something that idiotic. I've always thought he was a little "weak under the rafters"! I think he just proved me right.

weak under the rafters by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021

A woodpecker with a headache

Severe hangover; migrain; feeling wrecked.

The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!

A woodpecker with a headache by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021

bumping knuckles 

Fist fighting. Professional, Amateur or Street.

When two dudes get to jawing in the Club, then go outside...'bout to be some "bumping knuckles!"

bumping knuckles by talk2me-JCH2 March 5, 2021

have him on elastic 

Keeping close watch over your significant other at all times, even to the point of requesting regular check-ins!

Girl, I ain't taking no chances with my man and those rump shaking sistas at the Club. I "have him on elastic", and you can believe that!

have him on elastic by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

making sausage

Having a bowel movement.

I can't come to the phone right now! I'm in the loo "making sausage"!

making sausage by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

dropping timber 

Having a bowel movement.

James can't come to the phone right now. He's in the loo "dropping timber". I'll tell him you called, Tootsieman. Latah!

dropping timber by talk2me-JCH2 March 4, 2021

Middle of the Mall

Referring to the cheap merchandise sold by vendors who rent temporary booths/carts in the center of the Mall.

Dude, don't try to impress me with that "Middle of the Mall" jewelry! Your skin already turning green!

Middle of the Mall by talk2me-JCH2 March 2, 2021