urbandictionary.com

A website, ostensibly created as a resource and a snapshot of the phenomenon known as "urban language".

A practically unmoderated, unsupervised word database, whose users can add their definitions of words they have used, or have made up without fear of identification.

Of course, thanks to human nature, no one uses it that way. Surprisingly, people are upset about this, despite its inevitability.

Which once again illustrates human nature.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

idiot

An epithet that describes anyone but you.

It is a statistical certainty that there is someone out there in the planet who considers you an idiot. That person doesn't matter, of course -- he's an idiot.

by T-Boy August 29, 2003

spadafora

An Italian name for something interseting. Don't know what it means, but wouldn't you like to own a Spadafora? Sounds Cool.

I was cruisin'in my Spadafora yesterday.

by T-Boy August 05, 2004

Retro-negotiate

Retro-negotiate: To offer up new terms and conditions to a deal previously made when the outcome does not go your way.

Joe thought he would win the bet but when he lost, he tried to retro-negotiate the amount he now owed.

by t-boy January 19, 2018

Suxstitution

To replace something that is just "OK" with something far worse.

This crappy rental car is a suxstitution for my corvette while it is the shop.

by t-boy May 27, 2012

Pizza Rage

An overwhelmingly potentially dangerous "fit of rage" triggered by the poor craftsmanship of a "limp-wristed" younger employee (generally a "Mellennial") whose half-hearted attempt at cutting your pizza resulted in all of your pizza slices being stuck together causing a person to have to rip their pizza apart unevenly and pissing them off to no end.

When he realized how poorly his pizza was cut, he went into a "Pizza rage".

by t-boy January 17, 2018

kooch

Slang for Ed Koch. The former mayor of New York City.

The Kooch is the Shiznit!

by T-Boy August 03, 2004