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JC

June Cleaver - Mother's Day short speak.
Can also refer to Joan Crawford (ala Mommie Dearest).
by T Wade May 7, 2005
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Lynne Cheney

Previous author of juicy soft porn LESBIAN novel set in the pioneering old west titled, Sisters. Current wife of Dick and second lady only to Pickles ( see laura bush). Also chairman of the National Endowment for the Arts (have you applied for your grant yet?). In 2000 during an interview, Cokie Roberts asked about her openly gay daughter. She adamantly refused to answer the question and admonished Roberts for even bringing up the subject.
Lynne Cheney wanted to tell the publisher to “go fuck yourself” when she learned they were going to reprint her 80s novel about lesbians of the old west. She held her tongue since that was her husband's favorite line. Instead she said, "How dare you mention the word lesbian to me. You cock sucking shit stain.”
by T Wade November 5, 2005
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hickey

Southern slang for gay; normally used only by gay guys to comment on other men who appear effeminate or closeted. This is often combined with a mixing of pronouns (SHE/her instead of the more accurate HE/him).
Please girl, that hickey aint foolin' nobody. She's the biggest flammer on campus.
by T Wade October 1, 2005
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Big E

Term used to describe a type of Levi's Jeans produced from about 1930 to 1969; logo on famous Red Tab is printed as lEvi (i.e. upper case e) hence the name. Often associated with American West cowboy mythology. Also see hige.
The Japanese have gone cowboy crazy for Big E jeans. I just sold a pair on eBay for $500!
by T Wade October 21, 2005
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Taupe Star

A term used to describe a person’s anus or sphincter muscle; derived from the general color and shape of this particular orifice.
Rule #1 - Always keep your Taupe Star shiny and clean.
by T Wade October 20, 2005
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Condi

Nickname for Bush's sycophant mouthpiece aka Secretary of State. See also Aunt Tomasina.
It's hard to believe that Condi is still trying to push that yellow cake WMD tale down our throats. Who's gonna believe that Aunt Tomasina now?
by T Wade September 25, 2005
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ought

One of the nine years at the beginning of this century that we're currently living through... some would say enduring.
Today is May 6th, Ought Five. Yea right, ought NOT!
by T Wade May 7, 2005
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