thristy penis

a penis which has either been suffurcated, left in a dry sex hole or sun dried.. which needs to be rehydrated

Deejay:"man my penis is thristy"

skankyho:"you shouldnt have left it in my dry old puss alnight"

Deejay:"yeah i think im gonna go dip it in some water and let it have a drink"

by Swift December 13, 2003

muss

to be mussley

to have lots of defined mussles

"man your muss brian"

"your calfs are mega muss caleb"

"your back isnt that muss A.R"

by Swift December 14, 2003

Hippo

large dangerous animal

ill just say...watch out for the hippo if hes pissed

by Swift December 14, 2003

cunt duster

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a woman who has not had sex in a while. As in, dusting hypothetic cobwebs from an unused cunt.

'Tarquin shagged the Queen? Shit, what a cunt duster.'

by Swift January 08, 2005

socialable penis

a classy penis a penis that loves to sit down with a wine and have a chat

"wow your socialable penis can hold a really good convosation"

"may i have another glass of wine socialable penis"

by Swift December 14, 2003

Saggy Daddys

hot saggy balls that stick to your thighs

"my god i have saggy daddys today"

by Swift December 13, 2003

cornalious senior

A.R's anus

"hey A.R i can see cornalious senior"

by Swift December 13, 2003