Definitions by sux0r

Jiggaman

An alias of hip-hop celebrity and Def Jam chief executive Jay-Z.

1) "Yes, y'allin, Jiggaman be ballin'" - Jay-Z

2) The Jiggaman came out of retirement.

3) The Jiggaman executed a masterful wangslap upon Beyonce.

Jiggaman by sux0r December 4, 2006

cobble 

{v.} To make shoes.

{n.} "Cobbler" - A shoemaker.

The Ethiopian sweatshop serf cobbled me a phat pair of Tims. Holla.

cobble by sux0r June 26, 2006

fizzle 

the bubbling of a carbonated drink

soda can

fizzle by sux0r June 10, 2006

23 skidoo 

23 skidoo (circa 1920s CE) symbolizes an iconoclasm of a biblical proportion; when the etiquette of forcing oneself to stay in an uncomfortable situation could merely be discarded by uttering the phrase, "23 skidoo."

Evidence of the 23 skidoo has long been lost and only skilled historians have managed to keep its intellect savvy.

Angry black man at a baby shower, I guess: "Fuck this shit. I'm 23 skidoo-ing this piece, bitch."

Criminal about to be executed: "23 skidoo!"
Executioner person: "Shit. I guess we'll have to let the rapist/murderer free on the account of his supreme 23 skidoo."

George Bush, 2003: "23 skidoo."
World: "I guess we'll have to continue acting like blubbering idiots at such well-spoken doctrine and reelect this shithead."

23 skidoo by sux0r May 11, 2006

bubonic plague 

A contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which lolwtfpwnd a third of the world's population. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person or by the bite of fleas from an infected host, especially a rat, and characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, and the formation of buboes.

Me: I have the bubonic plague. My lymph nodes R hurt.
Onlooker: You are lolwtfpwnd.

bubonic plague by sux0r May 11, 2006

P.I.M.P. 

This is what happens when the word "pimp" gains three unnecessary extra syllables.

P.I.M.P. are notorious for getting their asses handed to them by pimps.

1) P.I.M.P.s are solicitors of P.R.O.S.T.I.T.U.T.E.S.

2) You can save time by saying the word "pimp" instead of the bastardization "P.I.M.P."

3) This is a slightly uptarded attempt at acronym-making.

P.I.M.P. by sux0r May 11, 2006

getting their asses handed to them 

When a non-descript group of two or more individuals are riddled with machine gun bullets.

The imitators/impersonators are getting their asses handed to them by Gs.

getting their asses handed to them by sux0r May 11, 2006