superninjapenguin's definitions

rap

A pathetic excuse for music, rap isn't real music to begin with, the simple fact is that rap is poetry set to a beat. Original rap wasn't so bad. It dealt with many different issues and was worth listening to. But recently this rap has been taken over by shit also known a "gangsta rap." Really all that it talks about is how that rapper " went tru da hood an' shot da cops" now really why cant they pronounce anything right? do they think it's cool or something to sound like a retard and say "da" instead of "the"? Even if you ignore the horrible "music" the sub culture of it is really sickening. Fans walk around looking like either criminals or like retards with too much jewelry. They can't even talk, it's like they had to try and sound unique so they came up with stupid sounding words like shizzle,and yo and stupid phrases like "in da hizzy" really they just look and sound like a bunch of fucking idiots.

Guide to making a rap song

Step 1: Either record some random beat by spitting into your hands and looking like a dumbass, or pay someone else to do it.

Step 2: Write some words that rhyme and tell a story about how you did something illegal. If you can't come up with a real rhyming word just make one up.(That's how shizzle came to be)

Step 3: Record yourself saying the words in step with the beat.

Step 4: Send it to a record company, if they like it they will ask yout o make a few more that sound exactly like it.

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

internet

Hmmmm.... the fact is that you cannot be reading this without knowing what the internet is so why the fuck are you looking it up?

Some idiot researched the internet using the internet.

by superninjapenguin December 13, 2008

slipknot

A band that many "true metal fans" say is not that heavy and is "kid metal" Well I got news for you dumbfucks slipknot is technically heavier than most bands out there even some grindcore bands. Since they are alot cleaner on the guitars each riff and note "hits" you harder causing for a much heavier sound. Also because of the massive amount of percussion going on the band would sound heavy no matter what If you actually listen to their music and not the shit that gets radio play (ie.vermillion) then you would realize they are one of the most hardcore bands that there is and you have no business calling them kid metal.

There are a bunch of pricks who have never heard slipknot that say they are not metal because they are associated with korn.

by superninjapenguin December 13, 2008

Heaven Shall Burn

A death metal band that surprisingly actually has talent. Unlike many death metal bands, they are not just hitting the instruments on the ground. If you listen to them you will hear a very technical, very heavy band. Take my advice, forget what everyone says about death metal being a "no talent genre" and buy a Heaven Shall Burn album and sit back and listen to the very complex guitars and pounding drum beats.

Heaven Shall Burn is awesome

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

Priest

Someone who, in light of recent events has been looked upon as a kiddie molester when in fact that is just a bunch of shit spread by powerful media. The fact is that INCIDENTS OF CHILD MOLESTATION HAPPEN MORE IN OTHER CHURCHES!!!!!!!! It's true, Protestant, Presbytarian, Lutheran, and yes even Mormon religious leaders have been found to do it a ton more than any Catholic priest, but the media has made it look like it happens every day in the Catholic church just because it has more political pull in the world. If you believe that all Catholic priests are pedophiles then you are an ignorant dumbfuck that shouldn't believe everything that you see on South Park

Lutheran:Yep all Catholic priests are pedophiles it,s been proven by the media.

Catholic: are you a fucking idiot or what it happens more in the lutheran church than in the catholic church.

Lutheran: no lutherans don't do that.

Catholic: Oh yeah, then that's why there are twice as many police reports for other churches than the Catholic church?

Lutheran: uuuhh but I thought it only happened in the catholic church.

Catholic: nope that's just what the media makes it seem like.

by superninjapenguin December 14, 2008

Mushroomhead

I am adressing the conflict between mushroomhead and slipknot. first of all about the mask issue NEITHER BAND COPIED THE OTHER!!!!! THEY EACH CAME UP WITH THE IDEA ON THEIR OWN!!!! Both bands are so different you can't really compare them slipknot has taken a more hardcore and aggressive approach where they are always serious in their songs. mushroomhead has a slower more gothic feel and ironically do incorporate some humor into their image. The fact is that if you like mushroomhead there is a 90% chance you are from Cleveland because they are less popular than slipknot. If you like slipknot you are looking for more thrash like stuff.

Guy 1:did you hear slipknot copied mushroomhead.
Guy 2: (bitch slaps him) what the fuck is wrong with you slipknot had never heard of mushroomhead when they chose the mask idea.

by superninjapenguin July 20, 2008

boy scout

A member of an organization that is miserably misunderstood. In the boyscouts most of the boys spend their time playing with knives, fire,and guns. Most people say they are wimpy nerds when in fact most of them are experts with knives and could kill you from fifty feet with a spoon. On camping trips they play knife games and try to set everything they can on fire. Boy scouts do not learn good values and how to eat bugs they become experts with dangerous weapons.

Average guy: Hey look it's a wimpy little boyscout hahaha.
Boy Scout:...
Average guy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!(lying on ground with 6 knives in his chest, all of his fingers removed, set on fire, and three tomahawks in his stomach).

by superninjapenguin February 13, 2007